1 00:00:35,312 --> 00:00:39,182 ♪ GOT TO LEAVE TOWN GOT ANOTHER APPOINTMENT ♪ 2 00:00:42,542 --> 00:00:45,852 ♪ SPENT ALL MY RENT GIRL, YOU KNOW I ENJOYED IT ♪ 3 00:00:45,852 --> 00:00:47,722 ♪ YEAH 4 00:00:49,812 --> 00:00:53,162 ♪ AIN'T GOING TO HANG AROUND TILL THERE'S NOBODY DANCING ♪ 5 00:00:53,162 --> 00:00:54,732 ♪ I DON'T WANT TO HOLD HANDS 6 00:00:54,722 --> 00:00:56,812 ♪ AND TALK ABOUT OUR LITTLE PLANS ♪ 7 00:00:56,812 --> 00:00:58,772 ♪ ALL RIGHT 8 00:01:00,642 --> 00:01:04,692 ♪ COLD HARD BITCH JUST A KISS ON THE LIPS ♪ 9 00:01:04,692 --> 00:01:08,352 ♪ AND I WAS ON MY KNEES I'M WAITING, GIVE ME ♪ 10 00:01:08,352 --> 00:01:10,052 ♪ COLD HARD BITCH... ♪ 11 00:01:10,042 --> 00:01:11,262 [ DIRTMITS PLAYING "GET ON" ] 12 00:01:11,262 --> 00:01:12,612 ♪ ...YOU'RE STUCK HERE IN THE MIDDLE ♪ 13 00:01:12,612 --> 00:01:17,092 ♪ AND YOU GOT IT 14 00:01:17,092 --> 00:01:18,792 ♪ STUCK IN THE MIDDLE 15 00:01:18,792 --> 00:01:20,792 ♪ YOU'RE STUCK HERE IN THE MIDDLE ♪ 16 00:01:20,792 --> 00:01:22,882 ♪ AND YOU GOT IT 17 00:01:22,882 --> 00:01:27,542 ♪ YEAH 18 00:01:27,542 --> 00:01:30,112 ♪ YEAH 19 00:01:30,112 --> 00:01:31,682 I'M AN ADULT NOW. WHOO! 20 00:01:31,672 --> 00:01:32,722 DEEP THROAT. 21 00:01:32,722 --> 00:01:34,242 DEEP THROAT. LET'S GO! 22 00:01:36,772 --> 00:01:38,692 WHOO! 23 00:01:38,682 --> 00:01:40,382 WHOO-HOO. YEAH! 24 00:01:40,382 --> 00:01:42,692 AHH. 25 00:01:42,682 --> 00:01:46,082 I'M GOING TO COLLEGE! WHOO! 26 00:01:46,082 --> 00:01:47,172 EVENING, FELLAS. 27 00:01:47,172 --> 00:01:48,782 NICK! BUDDY, LET'S GO. 28 00:01:48,782 --> 00:01:51,222 HEY, HEY, HEY. COME ON. 29 00:01:51,222 --> 00:01:52,702 GUYS, I CAN'T. I TOLD YOU, I CAN'T. 30 00:01:54,742 --> 00:01:58,312 CHUG-A-LUG! CHUG-A-LUG! 31 00:01:58,312 --> 00:01:59,272 PUT ME DOWN! 32 00:02:00,922 --> 00:02:02,442 OH, MAN, IT'S IN MY NOSE. 33 00:02:02,442 --> 00:02:04,092 ARE YOU WHACKING WITH CONDOMS NOW? 34 00:02:04,102 --> 00:02:05,752 DUDE, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO USE THEM, 35 00:02:05,752 --> 00:02:06,792 NOT COLLECT THEM ALL. 36 00:02:06,802 --> 00:02:09,152 THEY'RE NOT HOCKEY CARDS. 37 00:02:09,152 --> 00:02:09,982 UNLESS... 38 00:02:09,972 --> 00:02:12,362 SHUT UP, MAN. 39 00:02:12,372 --> 00:02:14,502 DUDE, YOU ARE TAPPING ASS TONIGHT. 40 00:02:14,502 --> 00:02:15,632 YEAH! 41 00:02:15,632 --> 00:02:16,942 WAIT. NO, NO. 42 00:02:16,942 --> 00:02:18,252 NOT LOOKING LIKE THAT, YOU'RE NOT. 43 00:02:18,242 --> 00:02:19,422 YOU'LL BE FINE. 44 00:02:19,422 --> 00:02:20,462 JUST REMEMBER WHAT I TOLD YOU. 45 00:02:20,462 --> 00:02:21,682 IT'S LIKE A PORN. 46 00:02:21,682 --> 00:02:22,812 YOU GOT FOUR POSITIONS, THREE MINUTES EACH, 47 00:02:22,812 --> 00:02:23,992 AND THEN GO FOR THE FACE. 48 00:02:23,992 --> 00:02:25,122 NO, TYLER. NOT THE FACE. 49 00:02:25,122 --> 00:02:26,252 YEAH, THE FACE, MAN. 50 00:02:26,252 --> 00:02:27,642 MONKEYS HAVE BEEN DOING IT FOR DECADES. 51 00:02:27,642 --> 00:02:29,212 PLUS, CHICKS LIKE IT. IT'S AN EXFOLIANT. 52 00:02:29,212 --> 00:02:31,392 I'LL SEE YOU GUYS AROUND. WISH ME LUCK. 53 00:02:31,392 --> 00:02:32,392 GOOD LUCK, NICK. 54 00:02:32,392 --> 00:02:34,522 HEY, KEEP THE WRAPPER. 55 00:02:34,522 --> 00:02:35,872 WHAT? 56 00:02:35,872 --> 00:02:37,312 YOU KNOW, LIKE, AS A MEMENTO 57 00:02:37,302 --> 00:02:38,782 OR SOUVENIR OR SOMETHING. 58 00:02:38,782 --> 00:02:40,652 PUT IT IN A BOOK OR-- 59 00:02:40,662 --> 00:02:41,662 WHAT? 60 00:02:41,662 --> 00:02:42,752 I'LL BE OVER HERE. 61 00:02:42,742 --> 00:02:48,182 NOW, IT'S JUST A FEELING, 62 00:02:48,192 --> 00:02:53,282 AND IT'S HARD TO KNOW WHY, BUT... 63 00:02:53,282 --> 00:02:55,672 I THINK YOU'VE GOT 64 00:02:55,672 --> 00:02:59,152 EXACTLY WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR, 65 00:02:59,152 --> 00:03:02,632 AND I COULD USE YOU JUST AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. 66 00:03:02,632 --> 00:03:04,072 THANKS, MR. SWACKHAMMER. 67 00:03:04,072 --> 00:03:05,462 I'LL CALL YOU FIRST THING IN THE MORNING. 68 00:03:05,462 --> 00:03:06,422 YEAH, YOU DO THAT. 69 00:03:06,422 --> 00:03:07,422 TRISH! 70 00:03:07,422 --> 00:03:09,032 NICK, HEY. 71 00:03:10,342 --> 00:03:11,652 THERE YOU ARE. 72 00:03:11,642 --> 00:03:12,682 UM, THIS IS--[ CELLPHONE RINGS ] 73 00:03:12,692 --> 00:03:13,742 PLEASE HOLD. 74 00:03:13,732 --> 00:03:14,912 GO FOR THE HAMMER. 75 00:03:16,692 --> 00:03:18,302 NO WAY. 76 00:03:18,302 --> 00:03:19,652 I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU. 77 00:03:19,652 --> 00:03:21,172 ARE YOU DRUNK? 78 00:03:21,172 --> 00:03:23,042 NICK, WE HAD A DEAL. 79 00:03:23,052 --> 00:03:24,922 SOME GUY JUST SPILLED BEER ON ME. 80 00:03:24,922 --> 00:03:27,142 I'M SERIOUS. 81 00:03:27,142 --> 00:03:28,402 TRISH, COME ON. 82 00:03:28,402 --> 00:03:29,662 IT'S THE LAST DAY OF HIGH SCHOOL. 83 00:03:29,662 --> 00:03:31,582 YOU DON'T WANT TO LEAVE THIS PLACE A VIRGIN 84 00:03:31,582 --> 00:03:34,672 ANY MORE THAN I DO. 85 00:03:34,672 --> 00:03:37,412 ALL RIGHT, NICK. YOU'VE EARNED IT. 86 00:03:37,412 --> 00:03:41,152 WE BOTH HAVE. 87 00:03:41,152 --> 00:03:44,592 FOLLOW ME. 88 00:03:44,592 --> 00:03:46,812 OH, NO. OH, NO. 89 00:03:46,812 --> 00:03:49,902 ♪ YEAH ♪ 90 00:04:01,352 --> 00:04:04,002 MAKE SOME NOISE! 91 00:04:04,002 --> 00:04:07,872 [ GRUNTING AND MOANING ] 92 00:04:07,872 --> 00:04:09,482 [ KYPRIOS' "SEX" PLAYING ] 93 00:04:09,482 --> 00:04:11,612 [ LAUGHING ] 94 00:04:14,792 --> 00:04:16,492 WOW. 95 00:04:16,492 --> 00:04:17,492 WAS THAT ALL RIGHT? 96 00:04:17,492 --> 00:04:18,842 ARE YOU KIDDING? 97 00:04:18,842 --> 00:04:21,322 THAT WAS THE BEST TWO AND HALF MINUTES OF MY LIFE. 98 00:04:21,322 --> 00:04:22,932 REALLY? 99 00:04:22,932 --> 00:04:24,412 OH, WOW. 100 00:04:24,412 --> 00:04:27,592 I CAN'T BELIEVE WE WAITED SO LONG TO DO THIS. 101 00:04:27,592 --> 00:04:29,292 I'VE GOT TO MAKE UP FOR LOST TIME. 102 00:04:29,292 --> 00:04:31,212 WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO DO THIS A LOT. 103 00:04:31,202 --> 00:04:34,252 OKAY. 104 00:04:34,252 --> 00:04:35,382 THATTABOY. THATTABOY. 105 00:04:35,382 --> 00:04:37,862 YEAH. 106 00:04:37,862 --> 00:04:40,042 OH, SHIT. 107 00:04:40,042 --> 00:04:42,832 NO. OH, CRAP. 108 00:04:42,822 --> 00:04:44,082 WHOO! 109 00:04:47,302 --> 00:04:49,262 YOUR FRIENDS ARE A BUNCH OF IDIOTS. 110 00:04:49,262 --> 00:04:50,352 HEY, BUDDY, 111 00:04:50,352 --> 00:04:52,612 SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE. 112 00:04:52,612 --> 00:04:54,262 YEAH, NICK'S HAVING SEX AND WE'RE NOT. 113 00:04:54,272 --> 00:04:56,192 COME ON. OPERATION POONTANG. 114 00:04:56,182 --> 00:04:57,572 [ LAUGHS ] 115 00:05:01,412 --> 00:05:04,592 ♪ RIGHT NOW I KNOW YOU'RE THINKING OF ME ♪ 116 00:05:04,582 --> 00:05:05,892 ♪ SEX 117 00:05:05,892 --> 00:05:09,422 ♪ I'M ANYWHERE THAT YOU WANT ME TO BE ♪ 118 00:05:09,412 --> 00:05:10,852 ♪ SEX 119 00:05:10,852 --> 00:05:13,902 ♪ AND I WANT YOU TO THINK THAT I'M LOVE ♪♪ 120 00:05:15,462 --> 00:05:17,382 ON YOUR LEFT, SON. 121 00:05:20,472 --> 00:05:21,782 WHAT'S THIS FOR? 122 00:05:21,772 --> 00:05:23,252 WHOO. 123 00:05:23,252 --> 00:05:25,902 IT'S A PIERCING CHAIR. 124 00:05:25,912 --> 00:05:27,042 OH, GOD. 125 00:05:27,042 --> 00:05:28,522 YOU GUYS ARE DOING PIERCINGS NOW? 126 00:05:28,522 --> 00:05:30,352 YEAH, WE'RE DIVERSIFYING. 127 00:05:30,352 --> 00:05:33,052 LOOK. THEY CALL IT THE JAVELIN. 128 00:05:33,052 --> 00:05:34,882 YOU WANT ONE ON THE HOUSE? 129 00:05:34,872 --> 00:05:36,742 DRINK UP. YIN YANG HUO. 130 00:05:36,742 --> 00:05:39,002 HORNY GOAT WEED. 131 00:05:39,012 --> 00:05:40,322 AFTER A ROUGH NIGHT OF SEX, 132 00:05:40,312 --> 00:05:41,962 IT'S JUST THE THING. 133 00:05:41,972 --> 00:05:43,062 EXCUSE ME? 134 00:05:43,062 --> 00:05:43,972 OH, DON'T BE COY, NICK. 135 00:05:43,972 --> 00:05:45,582 EVERYBODY KNOWS. 136 00:05:45,582 --> 00:05:48,762 OUR LITTLE BOY FINALLY LOST HIS VIRGINITY. 137 00:05:48,762 --> 00:05:50,852 SUCH A SHAME IT WAS WITH THE SPAWN OF LUCIFER. 138 00:05:50,852 --> 00:05:52,552 WHAT? 139 00:05:52,542 --> 00:05:53,672 WHO? 140 00:05:53,672 --> 00:05:55,722 OH, SPEAK OF THE DEVIL. 141 00:05:55,722 --> 00:05:57,852 HEY, NICK. 142 00:05:57,852 --> 00:05:58,902 TRISH. 143 00:06:00,162 --> 00:06:02,952 JERRY, TONI. 144 00:06:02,942 --> 00:06:04,682 I WAS WONDERING WHERE YOU WENT. 145 00:06:04,692 --> 00:06:07,302 I HAD TAE KWON DO CLASS THIS MORNING. 146 00:06:07,302 --> 00:06:09,262 AH! 147 00:06:09,262 --> 00:06:11,092 THAT'S RIGHT. 148 00:06:11,082 --> 00:06:12,212 YEAH, I GET UP... 149 00:06:12,212 --> 00:06:13,652 BOTH: BEFORE NOON. 150 00:06:13,652 --> 00:06:15,652 YOUR FOLKS SHOULD TRY IT SOMETIME. 151 00:06:15,652 --> 00:06:16,612 YEAH. 152 00:06:21,142 --> 00:06:23,362 LOOK, I HAD A REALLY GOOD TIME 153 00:06:23,362 --> 00:06:25,062 LAST NIGHT. 154 00:06:25,052 --> 00:06:27,532 OH, GOD, SO DID I. 155 00:06:27,532 --> 00:06:29,402 OH, HEY, YOU LOOK GREAT TODAY. 156 00:06:29,412 --> 00:06:31,412 THANK YOU. 157 00:06:31,412 --> 00:06:33,412 WHAT'S WITH THE BAGS? 158 00:06:33,412 --> 00:06:37,982 ACTUALLY, THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT. 159 00:06:40,372 --> 00:06:41,812 I WON'T LIVE ON THIS ISLAND 160 00:06:41,812 --> 00:06:42,942 FOREVER, NICK. 161 00:06:42,942 --> 00:06:44,942 MY MAJOR'S IN COMMUNICATIONS. 162 00:06:44,942 --> 00:06:46,202 THIS IS GOOD FOR ME. 163 00:06:46,212 --> 00:06:47,522 THE WHOLE SUMMER? 164 00:06:47,512 --> 00:06:49,342 I MEAN, TRISH, WHAT ABOUT US? 165 00:06:49,342 --> 00:06:51,562 WHAT ABOUT OUR PLANS? 166 00:06:51,562 --> 00:06:54,612 NICK, THOUSANDS OF GIRLS APPLY FOR THIS THING. 167 00:06:54,612 --> 00:06:56,742 HE SAID I'M HIS FIRST CHOICE. 168 00:06:56,742 --> 00:06:57,832 YOU MET THIS GUY YESTERDAY. 169 00:06:57,832 --> 00:06:59,222 HEY, TRISH. 170 00:06:59,222 --> 00:07:02,402 IT'S GO TIME, KID. YOUR EAGER BEAVER AWAITS. 171 00:07:02,402 --> 00:07:03,882 BACK OFF, SWACKHAMMER. WE'RE HAVING A MOMENT. 172 00:07:05,792 --> 00:07:09,752 LOOK, MY RESUME COULD USE THE EXPERIENCE. 173 00:07:09,752 --> 00:07:11,402 IF YOU CARED FOR ME, YOU'LL TELL ME TO GO. 174 00:07:14,152 --> 00:07:16,672 OKAY. 175 00:07:16,672 --> 00:07:18,852 WE'RE GOING TO STAY FAITHFUL, RIGHT? 176 00:07:20,462 --> 00:07:21,682 I'LL TRY. 177 00:07:21,682 --> 00:07:22,862 YOU'LL TRY? 178 00:07:22,852 --> 00:07:24,682 COME ON, NICK. 179 00:07:24,682 --> 00:07:26,382 IT'S NOT LIKE WE'RE ENGAGED. 180 00:07:27,382 --> 00:07:30,382 OH, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 181 00:07:31,902 --> 00:07:32,992 UM-- 182 00:07:32,992 --> 00:07:34,642 [ PROPELLER WHIRRING ] 183 00:07:34,652 --> 00:07:36,002 YO, TRISH. LET'S GO. 184 00:07:35,992 --> 00:07:37,172 BE SMART. 185 00:07:38,652 --> 00:07:43,482 YOU DON'T WANT TO END UP LIKE YOUR PARENTS. 186 00:07:45,532 --> 00:07:47,792 [ GOB'S "BREAK" PLAYING ] 187 00:08:05,892 --> 00:08:08,112 WHOO! 188 00:08:08,112 --> 00:08:12,032 ♪ WELL, YOU PLAY IT COOL AND SWELL ♪ 189 00:08:12,032 --> 00:08:16,642 ♪ BUT I'VE BEEN THROUGH ALL HELL ♪ 190 00:08:16,642 --> 00:08:19,302 ♪ PLAN TO MAKE A BREAK THINK AND THEN FORGET ABOUT IT ♪ 191 00:08:19,302 --> 00:08:21,822 ♪ BETTER IF IT BLINKS OUT 192 00:08:21,822 --> 00:08:27,302 ♪ I'M NOT GETTING THROUGH AT ALL ♪ 193 00:08:27,312 --> 00:08:29,752 ♪ I DON'T WANNA PRAY I DON'T WANNA PRAY ♪ 194 00:08:29,742 --> 00:08:30,922 ♪ I DON'T WANNA PRAY 195 00:08:30,922 --> 00:08:33,052 ♪ I JUST WANNA GET ON... 196 00:08:33,052 --> 00:08:34,832 AAH! 197 00:08:34,842 --> 00:08:37,102 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? 198 00:08:37,102 --> 00:08:40,282 SENDING SOME E-MAIL PHOTOS TO TRISH 199 00:08:40,282 --> 00:08:42,502 IN CASE SHE GETS HOMESICK. 200 00:08:42,502 --> 00:08:43,682 SHE'S BEEN GONE FOR WEEKS, PAL. 201 00:08:43,672 --> 00:08:45,592 GET OVER IT. 202 00:08:45,592 --> 00:08:48,162 COME ON, DO YOU SEE THOSE WAVES OUT THERE? 203 00:08:48,152 --> 00:08:49,722 THEY'RE GORGEOUS. 204 00:08:49,722 --> 00:08:50,852 I'VE BEEN SURFING WITH A HARD-ON 205 00:08:50,852 --> 00:08:52,552 ALL MORNING. 206 00:08:52,552 --> 00:08:54,422 COME ON. YOU WANT IN? 207 00:08:54,422 --> 00:08:56,202 TYLER, IN ALL THE YEARS YOU'VE KNOWN ME, 208 00:08:56,202 --> 00:08:58,512 HAVE I EVER GONE SURFING? 209 00:08:58,512 --> 00:09:00,382 OH, NICK, LOOK AT YOU. 210 00:09:00,382 --> 00:09:02,432 YOU CALL THIS A LIFE? 211 00:09:02,432 --> 00:09:03,742 IT'S ABOUT TAKING CHANCES, MAN. 212 00:09:03,732 --> 00:09:05,782 KICKING ASS. 213 00:09:05,782 --> 00:09:07,522 LOOK AT DIME OUT THERE. 214 00:09:07,522 --> 00:09:10,922 HE'S A TOTAL FEEB, AND HE RISKS DYING 215 00:09:10,922 --> 00:09:12,532 EVERY TIME HE GOES OUT THERE, 216 00:09:12,532 --> 00:09:15,052 YET HE KEEPS DOING IT. DO YOU KNOW WHY? 217 00:09:15,052 --> 00:09:17,712 UH, YEAH, WHAT IS IT? 218 00:09:17,702 --> 00:09:19,532 CARPE DIEM.SEIZE THE DAY? 219 00:09:19,532 --> 00:09:23,712 GOT IT. 220 00:09:23,712 --> 00:09:25,102 I DON'T THINK YOU DO. 221 00:09:29,542 --> 00:09:30,542 EXCUSE ME? 222 00:09:30,542 --> 00:09:33,022 CAN YOU GIVE ME A HAND HERE? 223 00:09:33,022 --> 00:09:35,462 I'M HAVING TROUBLE WITH MY STRAPS. 224 00:09:35,462 --> 00:09:37,592 UH... YEAH. 225 00:09:37,592 --> 00:09:39,242 SURE. 226 00:09:41,122 --> 00:09:42,472 COME ON IN. 227 00:09:44,692 --> 00:09:46,562 YOU KNOW, I'M NOT REALLY GOOD WITH KNOTS, 228 00:09:46,562 --> 00:09:48,562 BUT I CAN TELL... 229 00:09:48,562 --> 00:09:50,692 YOU'VE GOT REALLY GREAT HANDS. 230 00:09:50,692 --> 00:09:51,952 THANKS. 231 00:09:51,962 --> 00:09:54,572 I BET YOU'RE REALLY GOOD WITH THEM. 232 00:09:54,572 --> 00:09:58,232 YEAH, I BET YOU ARE. 233 00:09:58,222 --> 00:09:59,572 YOU KNOW, I... I'M, UH... 234 00:09:59,572 --> 00:10:00,702 I'M SEEING SOMEONE, 235 00:10:00,702 --> 00:10:02,572 SO I'M A LITTLE EMOTIONALLY UNAVAILABLE. 236 00:10:02,582 --> 00:10:03,712 OH, WELL, THAT'S OKAY. 237 00:10:03,712 --> 00:10:05,062 WE'LL JUST LEAVE OUR EMOTIONS OUT OF IT. 238 00:10:05,062 --> 00:10:06,762 REALLY, I'M FLATTERED, THANK YOU, BUT... 239 00:10:06,752 --> 00:10:08,622 OH, COME ON. 240 00:10:08,632 --> 00:10:09,892 I MEAN, THEY SAID YOU'D BE TOUGH, 241 00:10:09,892 --> 00:10:12,332 BUT I AM HALF-NAKED HERE. 242 00:10:12,322 --> 00:10:16,152 THEY? WHO'S THEY? 243 00:10:16,152 --> 00:10:16,982 UM... 244 00:10:16,982 --> 00:10:18,112 HI, HONEY. 245 00:10:18,112 --> 00:10:19,072 HEY, BUD. 246 00:10:19,072 --> 00:10:20,252 YOU KNOW, WE'RE JUST TRYING TO, 247 00:10:20,252 --> 00:10:21,512 YOU KNOW, CHEER YOU UP A LITTLE BIT, 248 00:10:21,512 --> 00:10:23,082 GET YOUR MIND OFF TRISH. 249 00:10:23,072 --> 00:10:25,592 OH, AND SHE GAVE US A TERRIFIC RATE. 250 00:10:25,602 --> 00:10:27,082 YEAH, WELL... 251 00:10:27,082 --> 00:10:28,952 YOU GUYS GOT ME A HOOKER? 252 00:10:28,952 --> 00:10:29,912 OH, NO, NO.NO, NO. 253 00:10:29,912 --> 00:10:31,562 I'M A MASSAGE THERAPIST... 254 00:10:31,562 --> 00:10:34,652 BUT FOR AN EXTRA 50, I CAN, YOU KNOW-- 255 00:10:34,652 --> 00:10:37,222 NO, NO. I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND, AND SHE'S BEAUTIFUL 256 00:10:37,222 --> 00:10:38,312 AND SMART, 257 00:10:38,312 --> 00:10:39,792 AND SHE'S GOING SOMEWHERE, 258 00:10:39,792 --> 00:10:41,232 AND AFTER THESE MUCH MUSIC AWARDS ARE OVER, 259 00:10:41,222 --> 00:10:42,442 SHE'S GOING TO COME BACK HERE-- 260 00:10:42,442 --> 00:10:43,442 WHOA. 261 00:10:43,442 --> 00:10:44,442 THE MUCH MUSIC VIDEO AWARDS? 262 00:10:44,442 --> 00:10:45,442 YEAH. 263 00:10:45,442 --> 00:10:46,482 LET ME GUESS. 264 00:10:46,492 --> 00:10:49,712 INTERNSHIP WITH LENNY SWACKHAMMER? 265 00:10:49,712 --> 00:10:51,322 YOU KNOW HIM? 266 00:10:51,322 --> 00:10:54,282 OH, I KNOW HIM ALL RIGHT. ALL NINE INCHES, IN FACT. 267 00:10:54,282 --> 00:10:55,762 I HAD YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S JOB 268 00:10:55,762 --> 00:10:57,592 LAST YEAR. 269 00:10:57,592 --> 00:10:58,722 THAT SWACKHAMMER, 270 00:10:58,722 --> 00:11:01,642 HE MADE THOSE AWARDS ONE HELL OF A NIGHT. 271 00:11:01,632 --> 00:11:03,722 WHOO! 272 00:11:03,722 --> 00:11:04,772 WAIT. WAIT. 273 00:11:04,772 --> 00:11:06,212 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 274 00:11:06,202 --> 00:11:07,852 WELL, I DON'T REMEMBER MUCH, 275 00:11:07,862 --> 00:11:10,432 BUT I DO RECALL ME AND SWACKY 276 00:11:10,432 --> 00:11:11,392 IN A NICKELBACK SANDWICH. 277 00:11:11,382 --> 00:11:13,952 THE SWACKHAMMER INTERN DELUXE. 278 00:11:13,952 --> 00:11:15,912 APPARENTLY, IT'S A TRADITION. 279 00:11:15,912 --> 00:11:17,652 WANT A DEMONSTRATION? 280 00:11:17,652 --> 00:11:20,612 NO, ACTUALLY. I'VE GOT TO GO. 281 00:11:20,612 --> 00:11:21,922 CAN I KEEP THIS? 282 00:11:21,922 --> 00:11:24,532 OH, YEAH. SURE, BABE, SURE. 283 00:11:24,532 --> 00:11:26,662 OH, HEY, YOU WANT A FREE NIPPLE RING? 284 00:11:26,662 --> 00:11:28,492 YEAH. 285 00:11:37,062 --> 00:11:38,582 [ HORN HONKS ] 286 00:11:38,582 --> 00:11:39,672 NICK! 287 00:11:39,672 --> 00:11:41,932 FREE BOOZE. GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE! 288 00:11:41,942 --> 00:11:45,292 DUDE, A BEER TRUCK JUST JACKKNIFED ON THE HIGHWAY. 289 00:11:45,292 --> 00:11:46,942 A RIVER OF PALE ALE ON THE NUMBER 4. 290 00:11:46,942 --> 00:11:48,682 LET'S GO CHECK IT OUT. 291 00:11:48,682 --> 00:11:49,902 SORRY, GUYS. 292 00:11:49,902 --> 00:11:50,902 I GOT TO SIT THIS ONE OUT. 293 00:11:50,902 --> 00:11:51,942 I'VE GOT SOME PACKING TO DO. 294 00:11:51,952 --> 00:11:53,262 ONE-WAY TICKET TO TORONTO. 295 00:11:53,252 --> 00:11:54,902 FLIGHT LEAVES IN THE MORNING. 296 00:11:54,912 --> 00:11:56,262 YOU'RE FLYING OUT TO SEE TRISH? 297 00:11:56,252 --> 00:11:58,032 WHY? 298 00:11:58,042 --> 00:11:59,002 THE GIRL HAS A FULL-TIME JOB. 299 00:11:59,002 --> 00:12:00,222 SHE DOESN'T HAVE TIME-- 300 00:12:00,212 --> 00:12:02,002 I'M GOING TO ASK HER TO MARRY ME. 301 00:12:02,002 --> 00:12:04,702 IT LOOKS REAL, DOESN'T IT? 302 00:12:04,702 --> 00:12:06,882 IT COST ME 10 BUCKS. 303 00:12:06,872 --> 00:12:08,182 HOPEFULLY IT WILL TIDE OVER 304 00:12:08,182 --> 00:12:10,702 UNTIL I CAN GET HER SOMETHING BETTER, BUT-- 305 00:12:10,702 --> 00:12:12,092 WHAT? 306 00:12:12,102 --> 00:12:13,882 YOU GUYS THINK SHE'S GOING TO KNOW IT'S FAKE? 307 00:12:13,882 --> 00:12:16,402 HAVE YOU LOST YOUR FUCKING MIND? 308 00:12:16,402 --> 00:12:17,312 DUDE, 309 00:12:17,322 --> 00:12:19,152 I'M JUST TAKING YOUR ADVICE. 310 00:12:19,152 --> 00:12:20,592 YOU SEE SOMETHING YOU WANT, AND YOU GO FOR IT, RIGHT? 311 00:12:20,582 --> 00:12:23,542 I MEANT GET DRUNK, GET LAID, GO SKYDIVING, 312 00:12:23,542 --> 00:12:26,592 NOT THROW YOUR LIFE AWAY... 313 00:12:26,592 --> 00:12:27,592 FAG. 314 00:12:27,592 --> 00:12:29,162 [ REVS ENGINE ] 315 00:12:31,252 --> 00:12:33,912 CONGRATULATIONS. 316 00:12:40,782 --> 00:12:42,352 HEY, HEY, HEY. 317 00:12:42,342 --> 00:12:43,992 WHO WANTS BROWNIES? 318 00:12:44,002 --> 00:12:45,132 NOT RIGHT NOW, THANKS. 319 00:12:45,132 --> 00:12:46,132 OH, YEAH. 320 00:12:46,132 --> 00:12:47,132 OH, AND LISTEN, SON, 321 00:12:47,132 --> 00:12:48,222 WE'RE, UH... 322 00:12:48,222 --> 00:12:50,742 SORRY ABOUT THAT WHOLE WHORE THING. 323 00:12:50,742 --> 00:12:51,742 I THOUGHT SHE WAS A MASSAGE THERAPIST. 324 00:12:51,742 --> 00:12:53,742 HONEY... 325 00:12:53,752 --> 00:12:55,622 WE JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU'RE DOING THIS 326 00:12:55,622 --> 00:12:57,062 BECAUSE YOU LOVE TRISH, 327 00:12:57,052 --> 00:12:59,182 NOT BECAUSE SHE FINALLY POPPED YOUR CHERRY. 328 00:12:59,192 --> 00:13:01,282 STOP SAYING THAT. 329 00:13:01,282 --> 00:13:02,762 GUYS, I LOVE HER. 330 00:13:02,762 --> 00:13:04,762 OKAY? I REALLY DO. 331 00:13:04,762 --> 00:13:06,282 FINE, FINE, FINE. HAVE A BROWNIE. 332 00:13:06,282 --> 00:13:07,762 [ WIND CHIMES CLATTER ] 333 00:13:07,762 --> 00:13:10,202 UH, I'LL GET IT. 334 00:13:14,112 --> 00:13:15,682 CONGRATS ON THE WEDDING. LET'S DRINK. 335 00:13:15,682 --> 00:13:16,942 I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T APPROVE. 336 00:13:16,942 --> 00:13:18,252 I DON'T. 337 00:13:18,252 --> 00:13:20,692 BUT I CAN'T SEND MY DAWG OFF TO THE SLAUGHTER 338 00:13:20,692 --> 00:13:22,342 WITHOUT A PROPER FAREWELL. 339 00:13:22,342 --> 00:13:24,602 I APPRECIATE IT, GUYS, BUT I GOT AN EARLY FLIGHT. 340 00:13:24,602 --> 00:13:27,262 MUFFIN. 341 00:13:27,262 --> 00:13:29,922 OKAY, TWO BEERS, MAX. 342 00:13:34,092 --> 00:13:36,792 [ ♪♪♪ ] 343 00:13:42,102 --> 00:13:43,142 SHIT! 344 00:13:47,452 --> 00:13:49,802 MY PLANE. MY PLANE. 345 00:13:54,812 --> 00:13:57,162 GOOD MORNING, SUNSHINE. 346 00:13:58,512 --> 00:13:59,992 DUDE, WILL YOU CUT THAT OUT, PLEASE? 347 00:14:01,122 --> 00:14:03,692 WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON? MY FLIGHT. 348 00:14:03,692 --> 00:14:06,172 RELAX, SPARKY. WE'LL GET YOU TO TORONTO. 349 00:14:06,172 --> 00:14:08,652 OH, THANK GOD. 350 00:14:08,652 --> 00:14:10,002 I THOUGHT I SLEPT IN. 351 00:14:10,002 --> 00:14:11,652 OH, YOU DID. 352 00:14:11,652 --> 00:14:14,092 WHAT? HOW? I HAD, LIKE, TWO BEERS. 353 00:14:16,312 --> 00:14:17,832 MOM. 354 00:14:17,832 --> 00:14:19,092 DUDE, YOUR MOM'S POT BROWNIES ARE KILLER. 355 00:14:19,092 --> 00:14:20,442 YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO TOTALLY HOOK ME UP 356 00:14:20,442 --> 00:14:21,882 WITH THAT RECIPE. 357 00:14:21,882 --> 00:14:23,452 PLEASE, WOULD YOU CUT THAT OUT? 358 00:14:23,442 --> 00:14:24,622 OKAY, WELL, JUST TAKE ME TO THE AIRPORT. 359 00:14:24,622 --> 00:14:25,622 I'LL FLY STANDBY. 360 00:14:25,622 --> 00:14:27,102 BACK OFF, MAN. 361 00:14:27,102 --> 00:14:30,022 WE'LL GET YOU TO T-DOT. 362 00:14:30,022 --> 00:14:31,502 DUDE, THE AIRPORT'S THAT WAY. 363 00:14:31,502 --> 00:14:32,812 YEAH, I KNOW THAT. 364 00:14:32,802 --> 00:14:33,842 WE'RE TAKING THE SCENIC ROUTE. 365 00:14:33,852 --> 00:14:34,852 ROAD TRIP, BABY. 366 00:14:34,852 --> 00:14:36,072 TOFINO TO TORONTO. 367 00:14:36,072 --> 00:14:37,162 WHOO, SURPRISE! 368 00:14:37,152 --> 00:14:38,242 NO. PULL OVER THE VAN. 369 00:14:38,242 --> 00:14:39,682 NO CAN DO. 370 00:14:39,682 --> 00:14:41,032 SCHEDULE'S PRETTY TIGHT, NICK. 371 00:14:41,032 --> 00:14:42,292 THE AWARDS ARE LESS THAN SIX DAYS-- 372 00:14:42,292 --> 00:14:43,512 PULL OVER THE FUCKING VAN. 373 00:14:43,512 --> 00:14:45,122 [ TIRES SQUEALING ] 374 00:14:50,042 --> 00:14:51,612 WHY DIDN'T MY PARENTS STOP YOU? 375 00:14:51,602 --> 00:14:53,952 WELL, THEY WERE STILL PASSED OUT WHEN WE LEFT, MAN. 376 00:14:53,952 --> 00:14:57,042 NICK, I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SO UPSET ABOUT. 377 00:14:57,042 --> 00:14:58,482 YOU OWE US THIS. 378 00:14:58,482 --> 00:14:59,482 I OWE YOU? 379 00:14:59,482 --> 00:15:02,572 CALL IT WHAT YOU WILL. 380 00:15:02,572 --> 00:15:04,882 A RITE OF PASSAGE, A FINAL SEND-OFF-- 381 00:15:04,882 --> 00:15:06,232 A TRAVELLING BACHELOR PARTY. 382 00:15:06,232 --> 00:15:07,192 GOOD ONE. 383 00:15:07,182 --> 00:15:08,622 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 384 00:15:08,622 --> 00:15:10,672 OKAY, NICK, I'VE NEVER BEEN TO BANFF BEFORE, OKAY, 385 00:15:10,672 --> 00:15:14,592 AND I HEAR PRAIRIE GIRLS TASTE LIKE CORN. 386 00:15:14,582 --> 00:15:17,152 WHAT? YOU LIKE CORN. 387 00:15:17,152 --> 00:15:20,552 AS LONG AS WE GET LAID AND YOU'RE IN TORONTO BY SUNDAY. 388 00:15:20,552 --> 00:15:21,772 COME ON, DUDE, SAY YES. 389 00:15:21,762 --> 00:15:25,112 SAY YES! SAY YES! SAY YES, YES! 390 00:15:25,122 --> 00:15:26,252 SAY YES! STOP IT! 391 00:15:26,252 --> 00:15:28,252 STOP IT! FINE, FINE! JUST STOP IT! 392 00:15:28,252 --> 00:15:29,252 SHIT! 393 00:15:30,472 --> 00:15:32,862 YAHOO! 394 00:15:38,652 --> 00:15:41,702 OH, OH! 395 00:15:41,702 --> 00:15:44,312 OH, OH, COME ON. LOOK AT ALL THAT ROOM! 396 00:15:44,312 --> 00:15:46,532 WHY DON'T YOU TRY SHOWING SOME LEG... 397 00:15:46,532 --> 00:15:48,492 OR SOMETHING. 398 00:15:48,492 --> 00:15:49,842 DON'T EVEN. 399 00:15:49,842 --> 00:15:51,492 I'M NOT THE ONE WHO GOT US INTO THIS MESS. 400 00:15:51,492 --> 00:15:52,842 HEY, YOU CALL IT A MESS. 401 00:15:52,842 --> 00:15:55,362 I CALL IT OUR FIRST LEGITIMATE GIG. 402 00:15:55,362 --> 00:15:58,842 SINGING TELEGRAMS IS NOT A LEGITIMATE GIG. 403 00:15:58,842 --> 00:16:00,022 YES, IT IS. 404 00:16:00,022 --> 00:16:01,022 IT'S JUST-- 405 00:16:01,022 --> 00:16:02,722 WHAT? 406 00:16:02,722 --> 00:16:05,642 IF I WANTED A BULLSHIT JOB, I WOULD HAVE STAYED ON THE ROCK. 407 00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:07,982 SHUT UP. 408 00:16:07,982 --> 00:16:09,242 OKAY, WE GOT TO GET SOMEBODY HERE. 409 00:16:09,252 --> 00:16:10,212 I KNOW. 410 00:16:10,202 --> 00:16:11,252 COME ON. 411 00:16:11,252 --> 00:16:12,382 OH, WINNIE! 412 00:16:12,382 --> 00:16:13,602 OH, GOD. 413 00:16:13,602 --> 00:16:15,082 SHOW LEG, LEG, LEG. 414 00:16:15,082 --> 00:16:16,652 I'M SHOWING. I'M SHOWING. 415 00:16:18,522 --> 00:16:21,352 WELL, HELLO THERE. 416 00:16:22,652 --> 00:16:25,482 [ SEXY FUNK PLAYING ] 417 00:16:25,482 --> 00:16:27,612 OH, JOHNNY LEATHER, 418 00:16:27,612 --> 00:16:31,092 WE GOT LOST ON OUR WAY TO THE BEACH. 419 00:16:31,092 --> 00:16:33,142 THANK GOODNESS YOU PICKED US UP. 420 00:16:33,142 --> 00:16:34,752 HOW CAN WE EVER REPAY YOU, HUH? 421 00:16:34,752 --> 00:16:36,322 HOW ABOUT YOU WORK MY STICK 422 00:16:36,322 --> 00:16:37,412 WHILE I DRIVE? 423 00:16:37,402 --> 00:16:38,492 WELL, SURE, 424 00:16:38,492 --> 00:16:40,322 IF YOU PROMISE TO POP MY CLUTCH. 425 00:16:40,322 --> 00:16:43,582 OH, MINE TOO. 426 00:16:43,582 --> 00:16:45,152 WHOO! 427 00:16:48,422 --> 00:16:50,162 OH, HO, HO, HO. 428 00:16:50,162 --> 00:16:52,902 ♪ BOWM BOWM CHICKY-CHICKY BOWM BOW BOWM ♪ 429 00:16:56,212 --> 00:16:57,562 YES. GO, GO! 430 00:16:57,562 --> 00:16:58,692 OKAY. UM... 431 00:16:58,692 --> 00:17:00,002 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. WE'RE NOT STOPPING. 432 00:16:59,992 --> 00:17:01,122 WHY THE HELL NOT, DUDE? 433 00:17:01,122 --> 00:17:02,342 THIS IS A MOTOR HOME. IT ISN'T A PINTO. 434 00:17:02,342 --> 00:17:03,522 SHARE THE WEALTH. 435 00:17:03,522 --> 00:17:06,002 DUDE, IT'S MY CAR, AND I MAKE THE RULES. 436 00:17:06,002 --> 00:17:07,742 THIS IS A ROAD TRIP. THERE ARE NO RULES. 437 00:17:07,742 --> 00:17:09,352 GET OFF ME! 438 00:17:10,002 --> 00:17:11,392 THE LAST THING WE NEED 439 00:17:11,402 --> 00:17:13,452 ARE A COUPLE OF HAPLESS TRANNIES SLOWING US DOWN. 440 00:17:13,442 --> 00:17:15,012 LOOK, GUYS, COME ON. 441 00:17:15,012 --> 00:17:17,062 THEY'RE GIRLS. THEY'RE NEEDY. 442 00:17:17,052 --> 00:17:18,752 WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO STOP EVERY 10 MILES 443 00:17:18,752 --> 00:17:21,932 SO THEY CAN PIDDLE OR CHANGE THEIR PADS. 444 00:17:21,932 --> 00:17:24,022 WELL, UH, I FOR ONE COULD ALWAYS FIND TIME 445 00:17:24,022 --> 00:17:25,152 FOR THE SANCTITY OF FEMALE HYGIENE. 446 00:17:25,152 --> 00:17:26,932 I BACK THAT UP, BROTHER. 447 00:17:29,982 --> 00:17:32,722 HEY, GIRLS, NEED A LIFT? 448 00:17:32,722 --> 00:17:35,112 HI, MY NAME'S DIME. 449 00:17:37,642 --> 00:17:39,952 OLD NICK HERE'S THINKING LAW SCHOOL, U OF T, 450 00:17:39,952 --> 00:17:42,522 SO HE'S TAKING THE CAMPUS TOUR, 451 00:17:42,512 --> 00:17:44,122 AND ME AND DIME, WE'RE THE ENTOURAGE, 452 00:17:44,122 --> 00:17:46,172 THE COMIC RELIEF, IF YOU WILL. 453 00:17:46,172 --> 00:17:48,172 SO, WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH YOU TWO? 454 00:17:48,172 --> 00:17:49,432 SPILL IT. 455 00:17:49,432 --> 00:17:51,912 OH, YOU KNOW, JUST A, UH... 456 00:17:51,912 --> 00:17:56,182 COUPLE OF HAPLESS TRANNIES TRYING TO FIND OUR WAY HOME. 457 00:17:56,182 --> 00:17:57,532 I HEAR YOU, SISTER. 458 00:17:57,532 --> 00:17:59,792 HEY, HEY, FOOD STAND, TWO KLICKS. 459 00:17:59,792 --> 00:18:00,882 CAN WE STOP? 460 00:18:00,882 --> 00:18:02,582 WELL, YEAH, I CAN ALWAYS USE A PIDDLE. 461 00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:04,972 FANCY THAT. I GOT TO CHANGE MY PAD. 462 00:18:15,202 --> 00:18:17,032 OOH, WHAT A GENTLEMAN. 463 00:18:17,032 --> 00:18:18,382 [ LAUGHS ] 464 00:18:21,512 --> 00:18:24,212 HEY, DUDE, WHAT'S UP WITH ALL THIS LAW BULLSHIT? 465 00:18:24,212 --> 00:18:28,172 IT'S YOUR PLAN, ISN'T IT? U OF T? 466 00:18:28,172 --> 00:18:29,872 YEAH, EVENTUALLY, BUT-- 467 00:18:29,862 --> 00:18:33,472 BESIDES, IT'S A WHOLE LOT BETTER THAN THAT STUPID MARRIAGE IDEA. 468 00:18:33,482 --> 00:18:35,052 AND DO US A FAVOUR. 469 00:18:35,042 --> 00:18:37,002 KEEP THAT TO YOURSELF, YOU KNOW? 470 00:18:37,002 --> 00:18:40,872 YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO SCARE OFF THE TALENT. 471 00:18:40,882 --> 00:18:43,582 HUH? 472 00:18:43,572 --> 00:18:45,052 THAT ONE LOOKS NAUGHTY. 473 00:18:45,052 --> 00:18:48,142 SHE'S BUYING A POPSICLE. 474 00:18:48,142 --> 00:18:50,582 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. 475 00:18:56,942 --> 00:18:59,552 WE'RE BOTH GOING TO KILL YOU, IF THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE WONDERING. 476 00:18:59,552 --> 00:19:02,642 I WAS, AS A MATTER OF FACT. 477 00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:03,902 LOOK, I THINK WE GOT OFF 478 00:19:03,902 --> 00:19:04,902 ON THE WRONG FOOT. 479 00:19:04,902 --> 00:19:06,342 UM... 480 00:19:06,342 --> 00:19:09,952 SASHA, NEWFOUNDLAND, STRUGGLING MUSICIAN. 481 00:19:09,952 --> 00:19:11,872 EXCUSE ME? 482 00:19:11,862 --> 00:19:12,862 THAT'S MY NAME, 483 00:19:12,862 --> 00:19:14,172 WHERE I'M FROM, WHAT I DO. 484 00:19:14,172 --> 00:19:17,042 THOUGHT I'D SAVE YOU THE TIME. 485 00:19:17,042 --> 00:19:18,482 THAT'S AWFULLY KIND OF YOU. 486 00:19:18,482 --> 00:19:20,792 WELL, YOU STRIKE ME AS THE KIND OF GUY 487 00:19:20,792 --> 00:19:22,052 WHO DOESN'T HAVE TIME FOR SUCH TRIVIALITIES. 488 00:19:22,052 --> 00:19:23,052 WHY DID YOU COME OVER HERE 489 00:19:23,052 --> 00:19:24,182 IN THE FIRST PLACE? 490 00:19:25,142 --> 00:19:26,582 LOOK, I JUST-- 491 00:19:26,572 --> 00:19:30,442 I DON'T MEAN TO BE RUDE, BUT I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND, SO... 492 00:19:40,202 --> 00:19:42,422 SEE, I KNEW IT. 493 00:19:42,422 --> 00:19:44,552 LOOK AT THAT SHIT. 494 00:19:44,552 --> 00:19:49,212 [ PERRY COMO'S "PAPA LOVES MAMBO" PLAYING ] 495 00:19:49,212 --> 00:19:51,262 ♪ OOH 496 00:19:54,992 --> 00:19:56,212 ♪ OOH 497 00:19:56,212 --> 00:19:59,212 ♪ PAPA LOVES MAMBO 498 00:19:59,222 --> 00:20:02,662 ♪ MAMA LOVES MAMBO 499 00:20:02,652 --> 00:20:04,912 ♪ LOOK AT THEM SWAY WITH IT GETTING SO GAY WITH IT ♪ 500 00:20:04,922 --> 00:20:06,572 ♪ SHOUTING "OLE" WITH IT WOW ♪ 501 00:20:06,572 --> 00:20:07,832 ♪ OOH 502 00:20:07,832 --> 00:20:09,182 ♪ PAPA LOVES MAMBO 503 00:20:09,182 --> 00:20:10,532 ♪ PAPA LOVES MAMBO 504 00:20:10,532 --> 00:20:12,492 ♪ MAMA LOVES MAMBO 505 00:20:12,492 --> 00:20:14,672 ♪ MAMA LOVES MAMBO 506 00:20:14,672 --> 00:20:16,722 ♪ PAPA DOES GREAT WITH IT SWINGS LIKE A GATE WITH IT ♪ 507 00:20:16,712 --> 00:20:18,502 ♪ EVENS HIS WEIGHT WITH IT NOW 508 00:20:18,502 --> 00:20:20,072 ♪ HE GOES TO 509 00:20:21,322 --> 00:20:22,632 ♪ SHE GOES FRO 510 00:20:24,372 --> 00:20:26,022 ♪ HE GOES FAST 511 00:20:28,072 --> 00:20:29,642 ♪ SHE GOES SLOW 512 00:20:29,642 --> 00:20:31,952 ♪ HE GOES LEFT 513 00:20:31,942 --> 00:20:34,812 ♪ SHE GOES RIGHT 514 00:20:34,822 --> 00:20:37,172 ♪ PAPA'S LOOKING FOR MAMA ♪ 515 00:20:37,172 --> 00:20:41,222 ♪ BUT MAMA IS NOWHERE IN SIGHT ♪ 516 00:20:41,212 --> 00:20:42,212 ♪ OOH 517 00:20:42,212 --> 00:20:45,172 ♪ PAPA LOVES MAMBO 518 00:20:45,172 --> 00:20:47,872 ♪ MAMA LOVES MAMBO 519 00:20:47,872 --> 00:20:50,742 ♪ HAVING A FLING AGAIN YOUNGER THAN SPRING AGAIN ♪ 520 00:20:50,742 --> 00:20:53,662 ♪ FEELING THAT ZING AGAIN WOW ♪ 521 00:20:53,662 --> 00:20:55,142 ♪ PAPA LOVES MAMBO 522 00:20:55,142 --> 00:20:56,142 PSST. 523 00:20:57,012 --> 00:20:58,882 ♪ MAMA LOVES MAMBO 524 00:20:58,882 --> 00:21:00,362 ♪ MAMA LOVES MAMBO 525 00:21:00,362 --> 00:21:02,882 ♪ DON'T PLAY THE RUMBA AND DON'T PLAY THE SAMBA ♪ 526 00:21:02,892 --> 00:21:04,722 ♪ BECAUSE PAPA LOVES MAMBO TONIGHT ♪ 527 00:21:04,722 --> 00:21:06,112 ♪ OOH 528 00:21:07,722 --> 00:21:09,292 ♪ OOH ♪ 529 00:21:12,982 --> 00:21:15,852 CAN I OFFER YOU SOME CARROT CAKE, EMILE? 530 00:21:18,562 --> 00:21:19,872 SUGAR'S FOR THE WEAK. 531 00:21:19,862 --> 00:21:23,262 RIGHT ON. 532 00:21:23,262 --> 00:21:24,572 SO, UM... 533 00:21:24,562 --> 00:21:27,522 JERRY TELLS ME YOU WERE IN THE SPECIAL FORCES. 534 00:21:27,522 --> 00:21:29,482 NOT SINCE THE COURT MARTIAL. 535 00:21:29,482 --> 00:21:32,532 YOU WERE COURT-MARTIALLED? 536 00:21:32,532 --> 00:21:33,882 I WAS TOLD THAT YOU HAD RETIRED. 537 00:21:33,872 --> 00:21:35,872 YEAH, YEAH, BUT IT WAS NOTHING, REALLY. 538 00:21:35,882 --> 00:21:36,932 I MEAN-- 539 00:21:36,922 --> 00:21:39,882 THE GENERAL'S POODLE... 540 00:21:39,882 --> 00:21:42,142 IT BIT ME, 541 00:21:42,142 --> 00:21:43,972 SO I KILLED THE BITCH... 542 00:21:43,972 --> 00:21:45,712 AND ATE IT. 543 00:21:45,712 --> 00:21:47,282 OH, OKAY. 544 00:21:47,282 --> 00:21:48,282 THEY WANTED TO LOCK ME AWAY, 545 00:21:48,282 --> 00:21:50,722 BUT YOUR HUSBAND, 546 00:21:50,722 --> 00:21:53,112 HE WAS MY CHARACTER WITNESS. 547 00:21:53,112 --> 00:21:54,722 HE WAS VERY GOOD TO ME. 548 00:21:54,722 --> 00:21:56,512 YEAH, SO THAT'S WHY, YOU KNOW, 549 00:21:56,512 --> 00:21:58,562 NOW EMILE WANTS TO REPAY THE FAVOUR, 550 00:21:58,552 --> 00:22:01,072 SO WE'RE GOING TO BE HIS FIRST CLIENTS 551 00:22:01,082 --> 00:22:02,172 IN HIS NEW P.I. FIRM. 552 00:22:02,162 --> 00:22:03,642 RIGHT, OKAY. 553 00:22:03,642 --> 00:22:04,602 THIS WOMAN... 554 00:22:04,602 --> 00:22:06,382 THE ONE NICK WANTS TO MARRY, 555 00:22:06,392 --> 00:22:07,872 SHE'S NO GOOD? 556 00:22:07,872 --> 00:22:08,872 I... 557 00:22:08,872 --> 00:22:10,702 SHE'S A CONNIVING BITCH... 558 00:22:10,692 --> 00:22:12,392 YEAH. 559 00:22:12,392 --> 00:22:13,832 AND NICK DOESN'T SEE IT. 560 00:22:13,832 --> 00:22:15,142 HE'S CONFUSED, HE'S YOUNG, 561 00:22:15,132 --> 00:22:16,482 AND HE'S HORNY. 562 00:22:16,482 --> 00:22:18,132 WHICH IS WHY WE THINK IT'S JUST BETTER 563 00:22:18,142 --> 00:22:19,922 IF HE NOT MAKE IT TO TORONTO, YOU KNOW, IN THE FIRST PLACE, 564 00:22:19,922 --> 00:22:21,102 SO MAYBE HE... 565 00:22:21,102 --> 00:22:22,752 HE LOSES HIS MONEY, 566 00:22:22,752 --> 00:22:23,882 OR HIS RV BREAKS DOWN. 567 00:22:23,882 --> 00:22:24,882 SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 568 00:22:24,882 --> 00:22:26,192 WE'VE... 569 00:22:26,192 --> 00:22:28,112 WE'VE TRIED EVERYTHING WE CAN FROM HERE, EMILE, 570 00:22:28,102 --> 00:22:30,022 AND NOW WE'RE COUNTING ON YOU. 571 00:22:30,022 --> 00:22:33,682 I'LL FIND YOUR BOY. 572 00:22:33,672 --> 00:22:36,982 I'LL SKIN HIM AND I'LL STUFF HIM FOR FREE. 573 00:22:39,462 --> 00:22:41,112 THAT WAS HUMOUR. 574 00:22:41,122 --> 00:22:42,342 YEAH. 575 00:22:42,332 --> 00:22:43,512 YEAH. 576 00:22:53,692 --> 00:22:54,952 SASHA: WE'RE PITCHED 577 00:22:54,962 --> 00:22:56,222 AWFULLY CLOSE TO THEIR WINNIE, 578 00:22:56,222 --> 00:22:57,702 DON'T YOU THINK? I MEAN-- 579 00:22:57,702 --> 00:22:59,182 SO, LET'S TALK SLEEPING ARRANGEMENTS, 580 00:22:59,182 --> 00:23:00,572 BECAUSE I THINK GENDER SEPARATION'S 581 00:23:00,572 --> 00:23:01,832 A LITTLE OLD-FASHIONED. 582 00:23:01,832 --> 00:23:02,742 YEAH, SOUNDS OUTDATED TO ME. 583 00:23:02,752 --> 00:23:05,672 SO ARE YOUR TACTICS. 584 00:23:05,662 --> 00:23:07,492 SORRY, BOYS. 585 00:23:07,492 --> 00:23:09,672 SO HOW MANY BEERS WE GOT? 586 00:23:09,672 --> 00:23:10,852 I DON'T KNOW. WHY? 587 00:23:10,842 --> 00:23:12,062 BECAUSE THOSE GIRLS ARE GOING TO NEED 588 00:23:12,062 --> 00:23:14,372 A LOT OF BOOZE. 589 00:23:14,372 --> 00:23:15,682 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU GUYS, 590 00:23:15,672 --> 00:23:18,722 BUT I'M PITCHING A TENT IN MY PANTS RIGHT NOW. 591 00:23:18,722 --> 00:23:20,642 SHUT UP. 592 00:23:24,592 --> 00:23:26,772 DUDE, IT'S TURNING BLACK. 593 00:23:26,772 --> 00:23:28,292 CHICKS LIKE IT BLACK. 594 00:23:28,292 --> 00:23:29,512 HAVEN'T I TAUGHT YOU ANYTHING? 595 00:23:29,512 --> 00:23:32,082 DUDE, THEY'RE NOT GOING TO EAT THAT. 596 00:23:32,082 --> 00:23:33,342 PULL IT OUT. 597 00:23:33,342 --> 00:23:36,082 HEY, TYLER PULLS OUT WHEN HE IS GOOD AND READY. 598 00:23:36,082 --> 00:23:38,342 CHICKS RESPECT THAT, 599 00:23:38,352 --> 00:23:39,662 AND THEY ALWAYS COME BACK FOR SECONDS. 600 00:23:39,652 --> 00:23:40,652 DUDE, IT'S ON FIRE. 601 00:23:40,652 --> 00:23:41,352 JUST TAKE IT OUT. 602 00:23:41,352 --> 00:23:42,262 DUDE, LET GO. 603 00:23:42,262 --> 00:23:44,312 LET GO. DUDE-- 604 00:23:44,312 --> 00:23:46,922 OH, THAT WAS SMART. 605 00:23:46,922 --> 00:23:48,752 THAT MARSHMALLOW WAS A FUCKING MASTERPIECE, 606 00:23:48,752 --> 00:23:50,142 YOU JACKASS. 607 00:23:50,142 --> 00:23:51,622 WHY DON'T YOU LET DIME COOK THIS ONE? 608 00:23:51,622 --> 00:23:55,412 BECAUSE THE FIRE'S TOO BIG, TOO DANGEROUS FOR DIME. 609 00:23:55,412 --> 00:23:57,982 YOU GUYS JUST SIT BACK, RELAX, ALL RIGHT? 610 00:23:57,982 --> 00:24:00,112 WE'LL BE TAPPING THAT ASS IN NO TIME. 611 00:24:00,112 --> 00:24:01,072 OH, MY GOD! 612 00:24:01,072 --> 00:24:02,112 GUYS, FIRE! 613 00:24:02,112 --> 00:24:03,722 SHIT! 614 00:24:03,722 --> 00:24:04,592 JILL! 615 00:24:04,592 --> 00:24:06,202 MY GOD. IT'S SPREADING. 616 00:24:06,202 --> 00:24:08,862 GUYS, IT'S SPREADING. 617 00:24:08,862 --> 00:24:10,432 STAND BACK! 618 00:24:10,422 --> 00:24:14,902 STAND BACK! STAND BACK! 619 00:24:17,082 --> 00:24:19,262 IT'S EMPTY. 620 00:24:19,262 --> 00:24:20,742 DUDE. 621 00:24:20,742 --> 00:24:22,482 I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU GUYS. 622 00:24:34,322 --> 00:24:37,062 WHISKY? 623 00:24:37,062 --> 00:24:38,112 I'M DRIVING. 624 00:24:38,102 --> 00:24:39,972 WHISKY? 625 00:24:39,972 --> 00:24:41,022 I'M ROLLING. 626 00:24:41,892 --> 00:24:44,812 LADIES? 627 00:24:44,802 --> 00:24:46,452 JESUS CHRIST. 628 00:24:46,462 --> 00:24:47,902 I'M SORRY. OKAY? 629 00:24:47,892 --> 00:24:49,942 HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY IT? 630 00:24:49,942 --> 00:24:52,252 HERE, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. YOU CAN SPANK ME. 631 00:24:52,252 --> 00:24:53,772 GO ON, I DESERVE IT. 632 00:24:53,772 --> 00:24:56,122 SPANK ME. 633 00:24:56,122 --> 00:24:58,732 FINE. 634 00:24:58,732 --> 00:25:00,122 WHATEVER. 635 00:25:00,122 --> 00:25:03,252 I'M GOING TO GO OUTSIDE AND GET SOME FRESH AIR. 636 00:25:03,262 --> 00:25:04,482 [ JERSEY'S "WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD" PLAYS ] 637 00:25:09,702 --> 00:25:11,272 WHOO! YEAH! 638 00:25:11,272 --> 00:25:13,062 THAT IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! 639 00:25:15,272 --> 00:25:20,802 ♪ I SEE TREES OF GREEN RED ROSES TOO ♪ 640 00:25:20,802 --> 00:25:23,982 YOU LIKE THIS? COME UP HERE. COME ON! 641 00:25:23,972 --> 00:25:25,622 ♪ ...FROM ME TO YOU 642 00:25:25,632 --> 00:25:27,852 ♪ AND I THINK TO MYSELF 643 00:25:27,852 --> 00:25:31,512 YEAH! 644 00:25:31,502 --> 00:25:37,852 ♪ WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD 645 00:25:37,862 --> 00:25:40,042 ♪ I SEE SKIES OF BLUE 646 00:25:40,032 --> 00:25:41,162 GOLDEN! 647 00:25:41,172 --> 00:25:44,872 ♪ AND CLOUDS OF WHITE 648 00:25:44,862 --> 00:25:49,262 ♪ BRIGHT BLESSED DAY AND THE DARK SACRED NIGHT ♪ 649 00:25:49,262 --> 00:25:52,662 ♪ AND I THINK TO MYSELF 650 00:25:52,662 --> 00:25:57,532 ♪ WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD 651 00:25:57,532 --> 00:25:59,532 [ LAUGHS ] 652 00:25:59,532 --> 00:26:01,182 THANKS. 653 00:26:01,932 --> 00:26:04,372 YOU'RE WELCOME. 654 00:26:04,362 --> 00:26:07,062 [ SIRENS BLARING ] 655 00:26:07,062 --> 00:26:08,412 TYLER! 656 00:26:08,412 --> 00:26:09,592 WHAT'S UP? 657 00:26:09,592 --> 00:26:11,112 COPS! FUCK. 658 00:26:11,112 --> 00:26:12,682 WHOA, UH-- 659 00:26:12,682 --> 00:26:13,722 TYLER! 660 00:26:13,722 --> 00:26:17,772 ♪ WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD 661 00:26:17,772 --> 00:26:23,122 ♪ WORLD ♪ 662 00:26:29,002 --> 00:26:30,482 SHIT! 663 00:26:30,482 --> 00:26:32,612 RELAX. IT'S PROBABLY JUST A TICKET. 664 00:26:32,612 --> 00:26:33,702 WE CAN'T AFFORD A TICKET, TYLER. 665 00:26:33,702 --> 00:26:35,622 WE CAN BARELY AFFORD GAS TO ONTARIO. 666 00:26:35,612 --> 00:26:36,872 UH, SASHA, 667 00:26:36,872 --> 00:26:38,482 HIDE THE WEED UNDERNEATH THERE. 668 00:26:38,482 --> 00:26:39,482 HOLD ON A SECOND. 669 00:26:39,482 --> 00:26:40,482 IT'S BETTER THAN-- 670 00:26:40,492 --> 00:26:41,542 NO, WAIT! 671 00:26:43,362 --> 00:26:44,752 HOLY SHIT. 672 00:26:44,752 --> 00:26:46,542 WHAT THE HELL? DIME! 673 00:26:46,542 --> 00:26:47,982 IT'S JUST A FEW SUPPLIES, YOU KNOW, 674 00:26:47,972 --> 00:26:48,972 IN CASE SOMETHING HAPPENS. 675 00:26:48,972 --> 00:26:52,022 LIKE WHAT? A NUCLEAR WINTER? 676 00:26:53,372 --> 00:26:55,022 OH, SHIT. 677 00:26:58,552 --> 00:27:00,602 GOOD MORNING, FUN BOYS AND GIRLS. 678 00:27:00,592 --> 00:27:03,162 I WANT YOU TO STEP OUT OF THE MOBILE HOME 679 00:27:03,162 --> 00:27:06,602 AND KEEP YOUR HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM, PLEASE. 680 00:27:06,602 --> 00:27:09,212 ARTICLE C-17, 681 00:27:09,212 --> 00:27:12,782 SURFING ON THE ROOF OF A MOVING VEHICLE, 682 00:27:12,782 --> 00:27:14,302 $200 FINE. 683 00:27:14,302 --> 00:27:17,962 VANDALISM, ARTICLE B-35, $300 FINE. 684 00:27:17,962 --> 00:27:18,962 BUT THIS IS MY VAN. 685 00:27:18,962 --> 00:27:20,572 RESISTING ARREST, 686 00:27:20,572 --> 00:27:24,442 $500 FINE AND SIX MONTHS IN JAIL. 687 00:27:24,442 --> 00:27:25,882 DO YOU MIND IF I SEARCH YOUR VEHICLE? 688 00:27:25,882 --> 00:27:27,712 YOU CAN SAY NO, NICK, 689 00:27:27,712 --> 00:27:29,102 BECAUSE, ACTUALLY, HE NEEDS A WARRANT. 690 00:27:29,102 --> 00:27:32,362 WARRANT. 691 00:27:34,452 --> 00:27:37,452 DON'T PUSH IT, CARBO. 692 00:27:37,462 --> 00:27:40,202 I'LL ASK AGAIN. MAY I SEARCH YOUR VEHICLE? 693 00:27:40,202 --> 00:27:41,512 FINE, JUST LET GO OF HIS ARM. 694 00:27:44,332 --> 00:27:46,072 JESUS. 695 00:27:49,952 --> 00:27:52,522 THIS SUCKS. 696 00:27:56,432 --> 00:27:59,652 OPEN ALCOHOL IN A VEHICLE... $350 FINE. 697 00:27:59,652 --> 00:28:01,172 HA HA. 698 00:28:01,172 --> 00:28:03,132 AND IF HE FINDS MY STASH, WE'RE SCREWED. 699 00:28:03,132 --> 00:28:05,702 RELAX. HE'S NOT GOING TO FIND IT. 700 00:28:05,702 --> 00:28:07,272 OH! 701 00:28:08,532 --> 00:28:09,312 SHIT. 702 00:28:09,312 --> 00:28:10,442 OH, MAN. 703 00:28:10,442 --> 00:28:13,402 THAT'S A LOT OF WEED. 704 00:28:13,402 --> 00:28:15,142 SO, WHAT'S THE FINE FOR THAT? 705 00:28:15,152 --> 00:28:16,982 TWO POUNDS OF ILLEGAL NARCOTICS? 706 00:28:16,972 --> 00:28:18,412 YEAH. 707 00:28:18,412 --> 00:28:20,242 THAT'S NOT A FINE, HAMSTER. THAT'S A BRIBE. 708 00:28:20,242 --> 00:28:23,642 OKAY, FINE. HOW MUCH? 709 00:28:23,632 --> 00:28:25,372 HOW MUCH YOU GOT? 710 00:28:25,372 --> 00:28:26,812 YOU'RE ROBBING US? 711 00:28:26,812 --> 00:28:28,512 IT'S CALLED EXTORTION, SWEET CHEEKS. 712 00:28:28,512 --> 00:28:30,512 NOW, YOU WANT TO GO TO PRISON OR NOT? 713 00:28:30,512 --> 00:28:31,992 COME ON, GUYS, FORK IT UP. 714 00:28:31,992 --> 00:28:35,692 OH, HO, HO, HO, HO. 715 00:28:35,692 --> 00:28:37,082 NO, PLEASE! 716 00:28:37,082 --> 00:28:38,522 DO YOU WANT TO GO THROUGH THAT AGAIN? 717 00:28:38,522 --> 00:28:39,962 IT'S YOUR OWN DAMN FAULT. 718 00:28:39,952 --> 00:28:41,522 NO, PLEASE, YOU DON'T HAVE TO DUMP IT ALL. 719 00:28:41,522 --> 00:28:43,392 JUST HAVE A LITTLE BIT OF COMPASSION, PLEASE, NICK. 720 00:28:43,392 --> 00:28:44,522 NO, COME ON. HE'S A BAD MAN-- 721 00:28:44,522 --> 00:28:47,262 SHH. IT'LL ALL BE OVER SOON. 722 00:28:52,052 --> 00:28:54,662 [ GROWLING ] 723 00:28:57,062 --> 00:28:58,112 GUYS? 724 00:29:02,672 --> 00:29:06,282 [ GROWLING ] 725 00:29:20,512 --> 00:29:22,342 SHIT, DUDE! 726 00:29:22,342 --> 00:29:23,692 HOW ABOUT A LITTLE PRIVACY? 727 00:29:23,692 --> 00:29:25,952 I'M SORRY, UH, I JUST... 728 00:29:25,962 --> 00:29:27,792 I THOUGHT, UM... 729 00:29:27,782 --> 00:29:30,352 I THOUGHT YOU WERE SOMETHING ELSE. 730 00:29:30,352 --> 00:29:32,002 [ GROWLING ] 731 00:29:32,002 --> 00:29:33,832 OH, SHIT! RUN! 732 00:29:33,832 --> 00:29:35,702 GET OUT OF MY WAY! 733 00:29:35,702 --> 00:29:38,882 RIGHT, FURTADO'S IN. SO IS AVRIL. 734 00:29:38,882 --> 00:29:41,012 I'M STILL WAITING TO HEAR FROM SHANIA, 735 00:29:41,012 --> 00:29:42,712 SO KEEP A DRESSING ROOM OPEN, 736 00:29:42,712 --> 00:29:45,502 HOPEFULLY ONE... CLOSE TO MY OFFICE. 737 00:29:45,502 --> 00:29:46,722 HERE'S YOUR DOUBLE-SHOT LATTE, 738 00:29:46,722 --> 00:29:47,762 EXTRA FOAM. 739 00:29:47,762 --> 00:29:48,982 OH, THANKS, SWEETS. 740 00:29:48,982 --> 00:29:50,372 SIR, WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, 741 00:29:50,372 --> 00:29:52,552 I HARDLY THINK THAT BEHAVIOUR IS APPROPRIATE, 742 00:29:52,552 --> 00:29:55,772 ESPECIALLY IN A WORK ENVIRONMENT. 743 00:29:55,772 --> 00:29:59,642 YOU KNOW, YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. 744 00:29:59,642 --> 00:30:04,122 TRISH, PLEASE ACCEPT MY HUMBLEST OF APOLOGIES. 745 00:30:04,122 --> 00:30:06,732 IT'LL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN. 746 00:30:06,742 --> 00:30:08,352 JUDY, 747 00:30:08,352 --> 00:30:09,922 WOULD YOU EXCUSE US FOR A MOMENT? 748 00:30:09,912 --> 00:30:10,912 SURE. 749 00:30:17,352 --> 00:30:19,182 I THOUGHT SHE WOULD NEVER LEAVE. 750 00:30:19,182 --> 00:30:20,182 SHE'LL BE CLEANING OUT HER DESK 751 00:30:20,182 --> 00:30:21,182 BY THE END OF THE DAY. 752 00:30:21,182 --> 00:30:23,662 IN THE MEANTIME, 753 00:30:23,662 --> 00:30:25,102 HOW ABOUT A LITTLE... 754 00:30:25,102 --> 00:30:26,672 ASS WITH THAT COFFEE? 755 00:30:26,672 --> 00:30:28,322 MM. 756 00:30:28,322 --> 00:30:30,712 YOU ARE SO TALENTED. 757 00:30:30,722 --> 00:30:32,202 OH YEAH. 758 00:30:32,202 --> 00:30:35,382 NICK... 759 00:30:35,372 --> 00:30:36,372 NICK! 760 00:30:36,372 --> 00:30:38,812 HEY, NICK. WAKE UP, BUDDY. 761 00:30:38,812 --> 00:30:40,252 TYLER'S A HERO. 762 00:30:40,252 --> 00:30:42,302 HE SAVED YOU FROM A BEAR. 763 00:30:42,292 --> 00:30:44,422 SHUT UP, DIME. HERE. 764 00:30:44,422 --> 00:30:46,552 I GOT SOME PAINKILLERS. 765 00:30:46,562 --> 00:30:48,082 GIVE ME THREE. 766 00:30:48,082 --> 00:30:50,392 EASY THERE, JUNKIE. 767 00:30:50,392 --> 00:30:51,832 AND THIS IS A GUY 768 00:30:51,822 --> 00:30:54,172 WHO CALLS CAFFEINE A NARCOTIC. 769 00:30:56,652 --> 00:31:00,742 ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE OKAY? 770 00:31:00,752 --> 00:31:01,802 I'LL BE FINE. 771 00:31:01,792 --> 00:31:04,272 I JUST NEED TO WALK IT OFF. 772 00:31:04,272 --> 00:31:05,492 THANKS, DUDE. 773 00:31:05,492 --> 00:31:09,762 WHOA, HEY, TYLER, WHERE'D YOU GET THESE? 774 00:31:09,752 --> 00:31:10,802 YOUR BAG. 775 00:31:10,802 --> 00:31:12,152 IN THE SMALL POUCH IN MY BAG? 776 00:31:12,152 --> 00:31:15,072 YEAH. 777 00:31:15,062 --> 00:31:17,152 DIME, WHAT DID NICK JUST TAKE? 778 00:31:17,152 --> 00:31:18,412 THREE HITS 779 00:31:18,422 --> 00:31:19,552 OF CONCENTRATED FUNGAL TOXIN. 780 00:31:19,552 --> 00:31:20,732 MUSHROOMS. 781 00:31:20,722 --> 00:31:22,722 SORT OF, BUT WAY STRONGER. 782 00:31:22,722 --> 00:31:24,372 LIKE HALF A TAB NORMALLY, 783 00:31:24,382 --> 00:31:27,302 AND YOU ARE FUCKING ZOOMING. 784 00:31:27,292 --> 00:31:28,812 SO WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN TO HIM? 785 00:31:28,822 --> 00:31:31,612 WELL, HE'S NOT GOING TO HAVE A HEADACHE. 786 00:31:33,432 --> 00:31:36,432 [ ♪♪♪ ] 787 00:31:37,872 --> 00:31:39,792 WHOO! 788 00:31:39,782 --> 00:31:40,782 [ LAUGHING ] 789 00:31:40,792 --> 00:31:42,052 HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO HIM? 790 00:31:42,052 --> 00:31:44,972 I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. THIS IS TYLER'S FAULT. 791 00:31:44,962 --> 00:31:46,442 OKAY, JUST RELAX. OKAY? 792 00:31:46,442 --> 00:31:47,532 WE'LL JUST GET HIM INTO THE VAN. 793 00:31:47,532 --> 00:31:48,882 OH... 794 00:31:48,882 --> 00:31:51,542 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH... 795 00:32:00,072 --> 00:32:03,252 [ PANTING ] 796 00:32:05,162 --> 00:32:06,642 OH, THIS IS BEAUTIFUL, MAN. 797 00:32:06,642 --> 00:32:09,562 I'M GOING TO BUILD A HOME RIGHT HERE. 798 00:32:11,342 --> 00:32:12,392 THAT'S GREAT. 799 00:32:12,382 --> 00:32:13,602 LET'S GET YOU BACK INTO THE VAN-- 800 00:32:13,602 --> 00:32:15,302 DON'T TOUCH ME! 801 00:32:15,302 --> 00:32:16,692 NO, I'M NOT LEAVING, MAN. 802 00:32:16,692 --> 00:32:18,392 I TOLD YOU, I'M BUILDING A HOUSE RIGHT HERE. 803 00:32:18,392 --> 00:32:19,432 NICK? NICK. 804 00:32:19,432 --> 00:32:21,912 TRISH... 805 00:32:21,912 --> 00:32:23,262 TRISH. 806 00:32:27,702 --> 00:32:30,142 THIS IS LIFE. 807 00:32:30,142 --> 00:32:32,192 SMELL IT. IT SMELLS LIKE LIFE. 808 00:32:33,752 --> 00:32:34,932 WHO'S TRISH? 809 00:32:34,932 --> 00:32:38,372 MUSHIES TALKING. IT'S-- 810 00:32:41,762 --> 00:32:43,942 OH, YOU HEAR THEM TOO. 811 00:32:43,942 --> 00:32:46,332 OH, I LOVE YOU, TYLER. 812 00:32:49,992 --> 00:32:52,082 OH, GOD. 813 00:32:55,732 --> 00:32:58,952 OH, MY GOD. 814 00:32:58,952 --> 00:33:01,132 THE YELLOW COWS ARE COMING! 815 00:33:01,132 --> 00:33:02,612 [ PANTING ] 816 00:33:04,042 --> 00:33:06,652 YEAH! YEAH! 817 00:33:06,652 --> 00:33:07,962 I SAY WE KNOCK HIM OUT. 818 00:33:07,962 --> 00:33:10,222 I SAY WE CALL IT A NIGHT AND CAMP OUT HERE. 819 00:33:10,222 --> 00:33:11,612 OH, MY GOD. 820 00:33:14,442 --> 00:33:16,052 WHOO! 821 00:33:21,802 --> 00:33:24,192 HE'S ALIVE! 822 00:33:24,192 --> 00:33:25,192 YAY! 823 00:33:25,192 --> 00:33:26,372 OH, HE'S ALIVE! 824 00:33:26,372 --> 00:33:28,242 YOU MADE IT. 825 00:33:28,242 --> 00:33:32,382 SO HOW IS OUR LITTLE TUGBOAT THIS MORNING? 826 00:33:32,382 --> 00:33:33,422 TUGBOAT? 827 00:33:33,422 --> 00:33:34,552 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 828 00:33:34,552 --> 00:33:35,992 LET'S JUST SAY YOUR TYPICALLY... 829 00:33:35,992 --> 00:33:38,732 PRIVATE TIME WITH KLEENEX AND A LITTLE LUBE... 830 00:33:38,732 --> 00:33:39,862 IT KIND OF BECAME A PUBLIC EVENT. 831 00:33:39,862 --> 00:33:41,042 WANKAPALOOZA, YOU KNOW? 832 00:33:41,042 --> 00:33:42,132 WE COULD HAVE SOLD TICKETS TO IT. 833 00:33:42,122 --> 00:33:42,992 YOU'RE JOKING ME. 834 00:33:42,992 --> 00:33:44,122 DUDE, YOU WERE LIKE A CHIMP. 835 00:33:44,132 --> 00:33:45,482 OKAY? 836 00:33:45,482 --> 00:33:47,962 YOU WERE BEGGING US TO JOIN YOU. 837 00:33:47,962 --> 00:33:51,052 YOU KNOW, SOME THINGS ARE JUST A LITTLE SACRED. 838 00:33:54,922 --> 00:33:56,662 OKAY, EVERYONE. I'LL BE IN THE LAKE. 839 00:33:56,662 --> 00:33:57,662 YEAH, SO WILL I. 840 00:33:57,662 --> 00:33:58,792 THAT IS A GOOD IDEA. 841 00:33:58,792 --> 00:34:00,142 I'M GOING TO GRAB MY TOWEL. 842 00:34:00,142 --> 00:34:01,272 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 843 00:34:01,272 --> 00:34:02,492 YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE. 844 00:34:02,492 --> 00:34:04,232 SASHA, WE'RE DIPPING IN SHIFTS. 845 00:34:04,232 --> 00:34:05,802 SORRY, BOYS. 846 00:34:05,802 --> 00:34:07,412 YEAH, I'LL KEEP AN EYE ON THE PERVS FOR YOU. 847 00:34:07,412 --> 00:34:09,152 WHAT A PRUDE. 848 00:34:09,152 --> 00:34:11,152 BYE, BOYS. 849 00:34:11,152 --> 00:34:13,762 COME ON, DIME. LET'S GO INSIDE AND ROOT THROUGH THEIR PANTIES. 850 00:34:17,292 --> 00:34:19,082 NICK, YOU'RE, UH... 851 00:34:19,072 --> 00:34:22,202 YOU'RE SWEEPING THE FOREST. 852 00:34:22,212 --> 00:34:23,392 YOU SURE YOU'RE STILL NOT TRIPPING OUT? 853 00:34:23,382 --> 00:34:24,472 A LITTLE ZOOM-ZOOM? 854 00:34:24,472 --> 00:34:26,432 YOU GUYS ARE MESSING WITH ME, RIGHT? 855 00:34:26,432 --> 00:34:28,392 I GOT TO TELL YOU, 856 00:34:28,392 --> 00:34:31,392 THAT LITTLE TRIBAL THING YOU WERE DOING LAST NIGHT, 857 00:34:31,392 --> 00:34:35,352 IT WAS PRETTY IMPRESSIVE. 858 00:34:37,402 --> 00:34:38,792 HELP ME WITH THIS? 859 00:34:38,792 --> 00:34:41,142 WHOA. TRIBAL THING? 860 00:34:41,142 --> 00:34:43,402 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 861 00:34:54,072 --> 00:34:56,202 OH, MAN, NICK'S GOING TO KILL US. 862 00:34:56,202 --> 00:34:58,942 NOT WHEN HE SEES THESE PICTURES. 863 00:35:02,072 --> 00:35:03,642 WE'RE GOING TO HELL. 864 00:35:03,642 --> 00:35:06,382 OKAY, LET'S FACE THIS, PAL. 865 00:35:06,382 --> 00:35:08,432 YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GET IN JILL'S PANTS. 866 00:35:08,432 --> 00:35:09,742 THIS IS THE NEXT BEST THING. 867 00:35:09,732 --> 00:35:11,082 ALL RIGHT? LOOK AROUND. 868 00:35:11,082 --> 00:35:15,082 TREES, LAKE, TITS AND ASS. THIS IS A KODAK MOMENT. 869 00:35:24,102 --> 00:35:25,102 [ GIGGLES ] WHAT? 870 00:35:26,752 --> 00:35:28,102 WHAT? 871 00:35:28,102 --> 00:35:31,102 NOTHING. 872 00:35:31,102 --> 00:35:34,842 UH, I'M GOING TO GO CHECK ON THE KIDS. 873 00:35:39,852 --> 00:35:41,682 GUYS? 874 00:35:41,682 --> 00:35:42,722 OH, GOD. 875 00:35:42,722 --> 00:35:46,292 I HOPE JILL'S WEARING HER SWIMSUIT. 876 00:35:46,292 --> 00:35:47,732 NICK: WHAT THE HELL? 877 00:35:48,952 --> 00:35:50,132 NICK? 878 00:35:50,122 --> 00:35:53,382 HEY, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? 879 00:35:53,392 --> 00:35:54,612 SASHA, IT'S THAT COP! 880 00:35:54,602 --> 00:35:56,082 HE'S PUTTING SUGAR IN OUR GAS TANK. 881 00:36:00,832 --> 00:36:02,402 OKAY, I CAN'T SEE SHIT. 882 00:36:02,392 --> 00:36:04,092 THIS ANGLE SUCKS. HERE. 883 00:36:17,762 --> 00:36:19,462 ANYTHING? 884 00:36:19,462 --> 00:36:21,642 LOOKEE HERE. 885 00:36:21,632 --> 00:36:23,152 OKAY. 886 00:36:23,152 --> 00:36:24,632 GRAB ONTO THIS BRANCH AND REACH OUT. 887 00:36:26,422 --> 00:36:27,512 YOU GRAB ONTO THE BRANCH. 888 00:36:27,512 --> 00:36:30,772 I EAT, DIME. I EXERCISE. 889 00:36:30,772 --> 00:36:32,772 THIS BRANCH IS NOT GOING TO HOLD ME, ALL RIGHT? 890 00:36:32,772 --> 00:36:34,422 ALL YOU DO IS SMOKE WEED AND MASTURBATE. 891 00:36:34,432 --> 00:36:36,132 GRAB ONTO THE BRANCH. 892 00:36:40,742 --> 00:36:43,052 "ALL YOU DO IS SMOKE WEED AND MASTURBATE, DIME. 893 00:36:43,042 --> 00:36:46,312 I WEAR A COWBOY HAT. I'M A BIG DICK." 894 00:36:53,492 --> 00:36:54,802 IT'S LOCKED. 895 00:36:54,792 --> 00:36:56,362 GET OUT OF THE WAY. 896 00:36:56,362 --> 00:36:58,452 JESUS, SASHA, YOU CAN'T DO THAT. 897 00:36:58,452 --> 00:36:59,632 EASY, LAW BOY, I'M A MUSICIAN. 898 00:36:59,632 --> 00:37:02,812 I'LL DO WHAT I WANT, OKAY? 899 00:37:12,032 --> 00:37:13,952 I KNEW IT. IT'S A FAKE. 900 00:37:13,942 --> 00:37:15,942 SON OF A BITCH... 901 00:37:15,952 --> 00:37:18,002 WHAT'S HE WANT WITH US? 902 00:37:17,992 --> 00:37:19,732 I DON'T KNOW. 903 00:37:22,952 --> 00:37:24,782 ALL RIGHT. 904 00:37:24,782 --> 00:37:26,222 OKAY, NOW REACH OUT. 905 00:37:26,222 --> 00:37:27,962 I'M JUST... HOLD IT STEADY. 906 00:37:27,962 --> 00:37:29,002 REACH OUT. 907 00:37:30,352 --> 00:37:31,962 [ CELLPHONE RINGING ] 908 00:37:31,962 --> 00:37:33,662 OH, SHIT. WHAT... WHAT DO I DO? 909 00:37:33,662 --> 00:37:34,712 ANSWER IT. 910 00:37:34,702 --> 00:37:35,662 HELLO? 911 00:37:35,662 --> 00:37:36,972 [ SCREAMS ] 912 00:37:39,232 --> 00:37:41,152 OH, MY GOD! 913 00:37:41,152 --> 00:37:43,942 DIME! DIME! 914 00:37:43,932 --> 00:37:44,932 DIME. 915 00:37:44,932 --> 00:37:46,022 DIME, ARE YOU OKAY? 916 00:37:46,022 --> 00:37:47,762 OH... 917 00:37:47,762 --> 00:37:50,372 DIME, TALK TO ME. DIME-- 918 00:37:50,372 --> 00:37:51,852 HEY! 919 00:37:54,592 --> 00:37:55,592 WAS IT WORTH IT? 920 00:37:55,592 --> 00:37:57,162 DEFINITELY. 921 00:38:05,262 --> 00:38:08,262 [ HORN HONKING ] 922 00:38:08,262 --> 00:38:09,962 20 BUCKS? 923 00:38:09,962 --> 00:38:13,012 YOUR MOM WILL DO IT FOR 15, ASSHOLE. 924 00:38:14,702 --> 00:38:17,052 [ RV HORN HONKS ] 925 00:38:17,052 --> 00:38:19,442 WHAT'S THE MATTER, OFFICER? 926 00:38:19,442 --> 00:38:21,272 YOU BETTER CALL FOR BACKUP, ASSHOLE! 927 00:38:23,272 --> 00:38:24,842 [ ♪♪♪ ] 928 00:38:29,762 --> 00:38:31,762 [ TIRES SQUEAL ] 929 00:38:43,162 --> 00:38:45,992 WELL, WELL, WELL. 930 00:38:45,992 --> 00:38:48,602 YOU CAME TO PLAY, BOY. 931 00:38:48,602 --> 00:38:52,732 [ ♪♪♪ ] 932 00:38:52,742 --> 00:38:56,792 WELL, WE'RE LOOKING AT $7.00 AND CHANGE. 933 00:38:56,792 --> 00:39:00,012 YEAH, AND THAT'S NOT GOING TO BUY US VERY MUCH. 934 00:39:01,922 --> 00:39:02,972 GIVE ME THE CASH. 935 00:39:02,972 --> 00:39:06,582 TYLER'S GOING TO MAKE IT ALL BETTER. 936 00:39:18,202 --> 00:39:20,032 COME ON, FOLKS! IT'S FOR CHARITY. 937 00:39:20,032 --> 00:39:22,032 YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO. 938 00:39:22,032 --> 00:39:23,472 I'M THE DEPUTY MAYOR OF MOOSE JAW, 939 00:39:23,472 --> 00:39:24,472 FOR CHRIST'S SAKES. 940 00:39:24,472 --> 00:39:26,732 COME ON, PITCH A BALL. PUT ME IN. 941 00:39:26,732 --> 00:39:28,342 ARE YOU THINKING WHAT I'M THINKING? 942 00:39:28,342 --> 00:39:30,392 DEFINITELY. 943 00:39:30,392 --> 00:39:32,612 WHAT ARE YOU THINKING? 944 00:39:34,302 --> 00:39:36,432 YOU KNOW, I JUST... I LOVE CARNIVALS. 945 00:39:36,432 --> 00:39:37,822 WHEN... WHEN I WAS A KID, 946 00:39:37,832 --> 00:39:41,272 I'D BEG MY BROTHERS TO TAKE ME. 947 00:39:41,272 --> 00:39:42,582 SEE THOSE BALLOONS? 948 00:39:42,572 --> 00:39:45,662 THEY WOULD TIE AS MANY AS THEY COULD 949 00:39:45,662 --> 00:39:47,922 TO THE BACK OF MY PANTS 950 00:39:47,922 --> 00:39:49,572 TO SEE IF I'D HAVE LIFTOFF. 951 00:39:49,582 --> 00:39:52,322 DID IT WORK? 952 00:39:52,322 --> 00:39:56,322 THEY EVENTUALLY FOUND ME IN A TREE. 953 00:39:56,322 --> 00:39:58,412 AT LEAST YOU HAD CARNIVALS. 954 00:39:58,412 --> 00:39:59,672 IN TOFINO, A BIG CRAZY NIGHT 955 00:39:59,682 --> 00:40:03,342 WOULD BE PLAYING BINGO AT THE REC CENTRE. 956 00:40:03,332 --> 00:40:04,422 I LIKE BINGO. 957 00:40:04,422 --> 00:40:06,902 YEAH, I KNOW. SO DO I. 958 00:40:06,902 --> 00:40:08,342 YOU KNOW, BEING IN A SMALL TOWN, 959 00:40:08,342 --> 00:40:09,862 IT'S COOL, BUT YOU... 960 00:40:09,862 --> 00:40:11,822 YOU JUST EVENTUALLY-- 961 00:40:11,822 --> 00:40:14,482 YOU WANT MORE. 962 00:40:14,472 --> 00:40:17,132 YEAH. 963 00:40:17,132 --> 00:40:20,002 YEAH. 964 00:40:20,002 --> 00:40:22,352 HEY, BUDDY. HOW MUCH FOR THOSE BALLOONS? 965 00:40:22,352 --> 00:40:24,052 NICK, DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT. 966 00:40:25,092 --> 00:40:27,182 FUCK ME! 967 00:40:27,182 --> 00:40:29,792 I'M GETTING BETTER. 968 00:40:29,792 --> 00:40:30,922 YOUR MAMA DIDN'T RAISE NO QUITTER. 969 00:40:30,922 --> 00:40:32,182 I RESPECT THAT. 970 00:40:32,192 --> 00:40:33,632 SAVE IT, CARNY. I'M OUT OF CASH. 971 00:40:33,622 --> 00:40:35,672 HEY, DUDE, DUDE, DUDE. 972 00:40:37,542 --> 00:40:38,932 IF IT'S MONEY THAT TROUBLES YOU, 973 00:40:38,932 --> 00:40:42,152 I GOT A WAY YOU CAN POCKET SOME COIN REAL QUICK. 974 00:40:42,152 --> 00:40:43,632 I'M LISTENING. 975 00:40:43,632 --> 00:40:44,982 COME ON... LOVER! 976 00:40:44,982 --> 00:40:47,722 IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO WITH THOSE BALLS, MAN? 977 00:40:47,722 --> 00:40:49,462 I'M NOT EVEN WET HERE. 978 00:40:49,462 --> 00:40:50,552 COME ON, ANYBODY ELSE HERE. 979 00:40:51,992 --> 00:40:53,212 PSYCH! 980 00:40:53,212 --> 00:40:54,692 OH, COME ON. YOU'RE RUNNING OUT OF BALLS. 981 00:40:54,692 --> 00:40:56,652 WHAT'S UP? 982 00:40:56,652 --> 00:40:58,612 I'M GETTING TIRED HERE. I DON'T HAVE ALL DAY. 983 00:41:00,212 --> 00:41:02,342 OH, WOW. 984 00:41:02,352 --> 00:41:03,572 WHOA. 985 00:41:03,572 --> 00:41:04,832 THAT WAS GOOD. 986 00:41:18,882 --> 00:41:20,062 WHAT DOES THIS PAY AGAIN? 987 00:41:20,062 --> 00:41:21,062 TWO DOLLARS... 988 00:41:21,062 --> 00:41:22,282 A MINUTE. 989 00:41:22,282 --> 00:41:24,332 TO ACT LIKE A BUNNY. YOU'RE SHITTING ME. 990 00:41:25,852 --> 00:41:27,162 WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU NEED ME TO DO? 991 00:41:27,152 --> 00:41:28,412 UH, YOU'LL FIGURE IT OUT. 992 00:41:28,422 --> 00:41:30,552 AND YOU MIGHT WANT TO PUT THESE ON. 993 00:41:32,332 --> 00:41:34,512 OKAY. 994 00:41:38,472 --> 00:41:39,432 HOP TO IT. 995 00:41:42,692 --> 00:41:44,522 LOOKING GOOD. 996 00:41:56,012 --> 00:41:58,842 HELLO? 997 00:41:58,842 --> 00:42:00,932 WHAT'S UP, DOC? 998 00:42:02,892 --> 00:42:03,982 [ DING DING ] 999 00:42:09,722 --> 00:42:10,762 STOP THAT! 1000 00:42:12,502 --> 00:42:15,552 STOP SHOOTING ME! 1001 00:42:21,212 --> 00:42:23,522 THE PUSSY'S DOWN. GO FOR THE FACE. 1002 00:42:23,512 --> 00:42:25,902 FORGET THE FACE. GO FOR THE BALLS. 1003 00:42:27,522 --> 00:42:30,222 HONEY, ANY TIME NOW. CAN SOMEBODY-- 1004 00:42:32,442 --> 00:42:33,662 ALL RIGHT, GENTLEMEN, SHOW'S OVER. 1005 00:42:33,662 --> 00:42:35,752 GO HOME TO YOUR WIVES OR THE INTERNET, 1006 00:42:35,742 --> 00:42:37,132 OR WHEREVER YOU GET YOUR WEIRD, SICK, 1007 00:42:37,142 --> 00:42:39,272 PERVERTED KICKS FROM. 1008 00:42:39,272 --> 00:42:40,752 OH, YOU WERE GREAT. 1009 00:42:40,752 --> 00:42:43,062 WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING? 1010 00:42:43,062 --> 00:42:45,502 AT THIS RATE, ABOUT 75 BUCKS AN HOUR. 1011 00:42:45,492 --> 00:42:46,532 [ SCREAMING ] 1012 00:42:46,542 --> 00:42:48,412 EXCELLENT. 1013 00:42:48,412 --> 00:42:50,372 GUYS, WHERE'S, UH, WHERE'S TYLER? 1014 00:42:50,372 --> 00:42:53,942 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? GET BACK HERE! 1015 00:42:53,942 --> 00:42:55,032 [ ROARING ] 1016 00:42:55,022 --> 00:42:59,072 HOW DOES THIS FEEL? 1017 00:43:00,942 --> 00:43:03,332 NOW WHO'S THE LITTLE PUSSIES? HUH? 1018 00:43:03,342 --> 00:43:06,262 YEAH! TAKE THAT! 1019 00:43:06,252 --> 00:43:08,212 LOOK AT YOU! 1020 00:43:08,212 --> 00:43:09,912 WHAT? 1021 00:43:09,912 --> 00:43:11,482 [ LAUGHING ] 1022 00:43:11,482 --> 00:43:13,482 SHUT UP. 1023 00:43:22,362 --> 00:43:23,842 [ POPPING AND SPUTTERING ] 1024 00:43:23,842 --> 00:43:26,712 WHAT'S THAT NOISE? YOU GUYS HEAR THAT? 1025 00:43:28,712 --> 00:43:30,802 HEY GUYS, WHAT'S THIS FOR? 1026 00:43:30,802 --> 00:43:31,842 IT'S A... 1027 00:43:31,842 --> 00:43:33,762 DETOUR. 1028 00:43:54,172 --> 00:43:56,612 BUCKLE UP, SUCKERS. 1029 00:43:56,612 --> 00:43:59,572 OH YEAH, THIS... THIS WAY SEEMS MUCH BETTER. 1030 00:44:02,052 --> 00:44:04,492 THERE'S SHIT FALLING DOWN AND STUFF. 1031 00:44:04,482 --> 00:44:05,872 IF THE RV'S A-ROCKING... 1032 00:44:05,882 --> 00:44:07,712 DON'T COME A-KNOCKING. 1033 00:44:07,712 --> 00:44:08,972 [ LAUGHING ] 1034 00:44:15,672 --> 00:44:17,672 THIS PIECE OF SHIT'S FALLING APART. 1035 00:44:17,672 --> 00:44:20,192 YOU SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT JAPANESE. 1036 00:44:29,992 --> 00:44:31,302 SHIT. 1037 00:44:31,292 --> 00:44:33,732 WE GOT TO GET OFF THESE FREAKING TRACKS, OKAY? 1038 00:44:47,882 --> 00:44:49,492 [ TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS ] 1039 00:44:49,492 --> 00:44:50,712 OH, MY GOD. 1040 00:44:50,712 --> 00:44:51,752 OH, MY GOD. 1041 00:44:58,972 --> 00:44:59,972 NICK, HURRY UP! 1042 00:44:59,982 --> 00:45:01,072 HURRY, HURRY, HURRY. 1043 00:45:01,062 --> 00:45:02,582 NICK, GET-- 1044 00:45:02,592 --> 00:45:03,372 OH, MY GOD-- 1045 00:45:03,372 --> 00:45:04,422 I'M TRYING! 1046 00:45:06,812 --> 00:45:08,512 OH, SHIT. 1047 00:45:09,592 --> 00:45:10,812 SHIT. WE'RE STUCK! 1048 00:45:10,812 --> 00:45:12,732 OH, SHIT. 1049 00:45:12,732 --> 00:45:15,172 GET OUT OF THERE! 1050 00:45:18,252 --> 00:45:19,952 EVERYBODY OUT. GET OUT! 1051 00:45:23,612 --> 00:45:24,792 FOR GOD'S SAKE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1052 00:45:24,782 --> 00:45:25,832 GET OUT! 1053 00:45:25,832 --> 00:45:27,092 MY GUITAR! 1054 00:45:44,632 --> 00:45:48,422 OH, NO. 1055 00:45:48,412 --> 00:45:49,592 OH. 1056 00:45:53,812 --> 00:45:55,202 MY SURFBOARD. 1057 00:45:55,202 --> 00:45:56,242 MY GIBSON. 1058 00:45:56,252 --> 00:45:57,252 MY HOME. 1059 00:45:57,252 --> 00:46:00,252 IS EVERYONE OKAY? 1060 00:46:00,252 --> 00:46:01,902 MAYBE WE SHOULD, UH... 1061 00:46:01,912 --> 00:46:03,522 GO TALK TO SOMEBODY OR SOMETHING? 1062 00:46:03,522 --> 00:46:05,312 WE'LL BE STUCK FILLING OUT REPORTS FOR A WEEK. 1063 00:46:05,302 --> 00:46:07,262 LET'S SPLIT. 1064 00:46:07,262 --> 00:46:10,312 ARE WE GOING TO TORONTO OR NOT? 1065 00:46:10,312 --> 00:46:11,442 YEAH, LET'S... 1066 00:46:11,442 --> 00:46:12,402 LET'S GET OUT OF HERE, GUYS. 1067 00:46:12,402 --> 00:46:13,402 COME ON. 1068 00:46:13,402 --> 00:46:14,792 COME ON, SASH. 1069 00:46:14,792 --> 00:46:16,012 COMING. 1070 00:46:16,012 --> 00:46:18,322 HURRY UP. COME ON. 1071 00:46:27,852 --> 00:46:29,292 IT'S NOT BAD. 1072 00:46:29,282 --> 00:46:30,242 IT TASTES LIKE PRAIRIE GIRLS. 1073 00:46:30,242 --> 00:46:31,242 YOU DON'T KNOW 1074 00:46:31,242 --> 00:46:34,112 WHAT PRAIRIE GIRLS TASTE LIKE. 1075 00:46:34,112 --> 00:46:35,592 TYLER: IT COULD USE A LITTLE SALT. 1076 00:46:35,592 --> 00:46:37,332 BUTTER. 1077 00:46:37,332 --> 00:46:38,642 I'M SURE THE FARMER'S GOT SOME. 1078 00:46:38,642 --> 00:46:40,642 DO YOU THINK HE'D MIND? 1079 00:46:43,602 --> 00:46:46,562 THOU SHALT NOT STEAL. 1080 00:46:46,562 --> 00:46:47,562 WAIT, WAIT. 1081 00:46:47,562 --> 00:46:48,872 UM, LISTEN, WE'RE SORRY. 1082 00:46:48,872 --> 00:46:50,962 WE'RE JUST A COUPLE OF KIDS ON OUR WAY TO TORONTO. 1083 00:46:50,962 --> 00:46:52,662 YOU WITH THE CALLAHAN BOYS? 1084 00:46:52,652 --> 00:46:54,652 SPREADING GYPSY MOTHS... 1085 00:46:54,652 --> 00:46:56,132 KILLING MY CROPS. 1086 00:46:56,132 --> 00:46:57,392 NO, SIR. 1087 00:46:57,402 --> 00:46:59,362 NO GYPSY MOTHS HERE, SIR. 1088 00:46:59,362 --> 00:47:01,362 NO, LISTEN, WE'RE JUST PASSING THROUGH. 1089 00:47:01,362 --> 00:47:02,752 OUR WINNEBAGO GOT HIT BY A TRAIN. 1090 00:47:02,752 --> 00:47:04,102 WE HAVE NO STUFF-- 1091 00:47:04,102 --> 00:47:06,622 THAT WAS YOU? WHY... 1092 00:47:06,622 --> 00:47:09,882 I CAUGHT WIND OF THAT ON THE OLD TRANSISTOR. 1093 00:47:09,892 --> 00:47:14,682 IT'S A MIRACLE YOU KIDS ARE ALIVE. 1094 00:47:14,672 --> 00:47:19,072 SHUCKS, THIS HERE'S A TEST. 1095 00:47:19,072 --> 00:47:21,252 THE LORD BROUGHT YOU HERE, 1096 00:47:21,252 --> 00:47:23,472 AND NOW I... 1097 00:47:23,472 --> 00:47:25,952 AM YOUR SHEPHERD. 1098 00:47:28,302 --> 00:47:30,002 SO, HOW ABOUT A HOME-COOKED MEAL 1099 00:47:29,992 --> 00:47:31,912 AND A WARM PLACE TO SLEEP? 1100 00:47:31,912 --> 00:47:33,302 SOUNDS GREAT. 1101 00:47:33,302 --> 00:47:35,522 YOU'LL BE BUNKIN' IN WITH THE COWS TONIGHT. 1102 00:47:35,522 --> 00:47:37,572 HOPE YOU'RE NOT LACTOSE INTOLERANT. 1103 00:47:37,572 --> 00:47:39,092 ALL I ASK 1104 00:47:39,092 --> 00:47:42,832 IS THAT NO ONE TAINT THE PURITY OF MY VIRGIN DAUGHTER. 1105 00:47:42,832 --> 00:47:44,182 OH, YEAH. I GET IT. 1106 00:47:44,182 --> 00:47:45,922 IT'S LIKE THE OLD FARMER'S JOKE. 1107 00:47:45,922 --> 00:47:47,362 YOU KNOW, "YOU CAN SLEEP IN MY BARN, 1108 00:47:47,362 --> 00:47:49,062 "BUT DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH 1109 00:47:49,062 --> 00:47:52,322 MY GORGEOUS, COCK-HUNGRY TEENAGE GIRL." 1110 00:47:52,322 --> 00:47:54,322 IT'S NO JOKE, SON. 1111 00:47:54,322 --> 00:47:58,192 IN FACT, IN MY HOUSE, IT'S THE 11th COMMANDMENT. 1112 00:47:58,202 --> 00:48:03,122 THOU SHALT NOT LIE... WITH THY FARMER'S OFFSPRING. 1113 00:48:03,112 --> 00:48:04,592 [ COCKS GUN ] 1114 00:48:04,592 --> 00:48:05,902 UNLESS THOU WISH THE WRATH 1115 00:48:05,902 --> 00:48:09,862 OF THY FARMER'S BOOM-STICK. 1116 00:48:09,862 --> 00:48:10,952 GOT IT? 1117 00:48:10,952 --> 00:48:13,132 YES, SIR. 1118 00:48:15,002 --> 00:48:17,872 WHO'S HUNGRY? 1119 00:48:17,872 --> 00:48:21,572 ♪ ONWARD, CHRISTIAN SOLDIERS 1120 00:48:21,572 --> 00:48:26,232 ♪ MARCHING AS TO WAR 1121 00:48:26,222 --> 00:48:29,832 OH, A TRAIN ACCIDENT. 1122 00:48:29,842 --> 00:48:31,672 YOU POOR SOULS. 1123 00:48:31,662 --> 00:48:34,012 PRAISE THE LORD YOU'RE ALL OKAY. 1124 00:48:34,022 --> 00:48:37,072 EVERYTHING LOOKS WONDERFUL, MRS... 1125 00:48:37,062 --> 00:48:40,672 MY NAME'S LIBBY, AND THIS IS JOSEPH. 1126 00:48:40,672 --> 00:48:41,802 HOW DO? 1127 00:48:41,812 --> 00:48:44,252 AND JOSEPHINE WILL BE DOWN IN A MOMENT. 1128 00:48:44,242 --> 00:48:47,072 JOSEPHINE! 1129 00:48:47,072 --> 00:48:48,902 HEY, DUDE. 1130 00:48:48,902 --> 00:48:50,422 HOW HOT DO YOU THINK THIS GIRL IS? 1131 00:48:50,422 --> 00:48:51,902 DUDE, YOU'RE KIDDING ME. 1132 00:48:51,902 --> 00:48:54,162 THESE PEOPLE ARE HIDEOUS. SHE PROBABLY HAS NO TEETH. 1133 00:49:06,962 --> 00:49:08,092 AH, JOSEPHINE. 1134 00:49:08,092 --> 00:49:11,442 YOU FINALLY DECIDED TO JOIN US. 1135 00:49:13,492 --> 00:49:14,752 HI. 1136 00:49:14,752 --> 00:49:17,412 GOD HELP US. 1137 00:49:17,412 --> 00:49:18,762 OH, HI, SWEETIE. 1138 00:49:18,762 --> 00:49:20,812 YOU'RE JUST IN TIME. 1139 00:49:20,802 --> 00:49:24,152 OH, HAVE YOU MET THE BOYS? 1140 00:49:25,812 --> 00:49:26,772 HI. 1141 00:49:26,762 --> 00:49:27,892 HI. HI. 1142 00:49:33,252 --> 00:49:34,992 JOSEPH: SO, YOUNG MAN, 1143 00:49:34,992 --> 00:49:36,862 YOU MENTIONED YOU HAD A... 1144 00:49:36,862 --> 00:49:40,262 A JOKE BACK THERE IN THE CORNFIELD, HUH? 1145 00:49:40,262 --> 00:49:43,002 UH, YEAH. IT'S A DOOZY. 1146 00:49:44,872 --> 00:49:47,532 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 1147 00:49:49,612 --> 00:49:52,962 WILL YOU PLEASE EXCUSE ME? I'M NOT FEELING VERY WELL. 1148 00:49:58,662 --> 00:50:03,232 OH, DEAR, SHE DOES THIS EVERY TIME WE HAVE GUESTS. 1149 00:50:03,232 --> 00:50:07,232 POOR GIRL'S JUST SO DARN SHY. 1150 00:50:07,242 --> 00:50:09,722 JOSEPH: SO, YOU THERE. 1151 00:50:09,722 --> 00:50:10,982 YEAH, YOU. 1152 00:50:10,982 --> 00:50:12,552 MAKE US LAUGH. 1153 00:50:12,552 --> 00:50:14,942 UH, YEAH, THE, UH... 1154 00:50:14,942 --> 00:50:18,682 FARMER'S DAUGHTER GAG. UM, SURE, WHAT THE HELL? 1155 00:50:18,682 --> 00:50:21,212 TYLER, I DON'T THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA. 1156 00:50:21,212 --> 00:50:22,472 TYLER: SO THERE'S THESE THREE GUYS 1157 00:50:22,472 --> 00:50:23,992 THAT BAGGED THE FARMER'S DAUGHTER. 1158 00:50:23,992 --> 00:50:26,082 OH. 1159 00:50:26,082 --> 00:50:28,432 OF COURSE, UH, THE OLD MAN FINDS OUT, 1160 00:50:28,432 --> 00:50:30,042 AND GOES AND GRABS A SHOTGUN 1161 00:50:30,042 --> 00:50:31,652 MUCH LIKE YOURS-- 1162 00:50:31,652 --> 00:50:35,182 YOU KNOW, TYLER, MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T. 1163 00:50:35,182 --> 00:50:36,882 UH, SO HE EXPLAINS THEIR PUNISHMENT TO THEM, 1164 00:50:36,882 --> 00:50:38,882 THAT THEY HAVE TO GO TO THE ORCHARD 1165 00:50:38,882 --> 00:50:41,622 AND FIND THEIR FAVOURITE FRUIT, 1166 00:50:41,622 --> 00:50:43,412 AND ANYHOW, THE GUYS THINK THEY GET OFF EASY, 1167 00:50:43,412 --> 00:50:44,852 SO THEY GO, AND THEY GET THEIR FRUIT OF CHOICE... 1168 00:50:44,842 --> 00:50:45,972 [ UNZIPPING ] 1169 00:50:45,972 --> 00:50:47,152 OH, OH, GOD. 1170 00:50:47,152 --> 00:50:49,542 ARE YOU OKAY? UH, YEAH. 1171 00:50:49,542 --> 00:50:51,022 DO YOU HEAR THAT, JOSEPH? 1172 00:50:51,022 --> 00:50:52,892 THIS DARLING YOUNG MAN 1173 00:50:52,892 --> 00:50:56,162 HAS VOLUNTEERED TO SAY GRACE. 1174 00:50:56,162 --> 00:50:58,032 GO AHEAD, SON. 1175 00:50:58,032 --> 00:51:01,252 UH... UH... 1176 00:51:01,252 --> 00:51:02,562 UH, DEAR LORD... 1177 00:51:02,552 --> 00:51:07,382 THANK YOU FOR GIVING US SUCH A... 1178 00:51:07,392 --> 00:51:10,442 SUCCULENT MEAL, 1179 00:51:10,432 --> 00:51:12,392 AND BLESS US, 1180 00:51:12,392 --> 00:51:13,962 AND PLEASE FORGIVE US 1181 00:51:13,962 --> 00:51:15,702 FOR ANYTHING THAT WE'VE DONE 1182 00:51:15,702 --> 00:51:19,402 OR ARE... ARE DOING RIGHT NOW, 1183 00:51:19,402 --> 00:51:21,452 AND DON'T... DON'T STOP LOVING US. 1184 00:51:21,442 --> 00:51:22,442 DON'T STOP, BABY. 1185 00:51:22,442 --> 00:51:25,702 PLEASE, DON'T STOP, OH... 1186 00:51:25,712 --> 00:51:27,632 AND, UH... 1187 00:51:27,622 --> 00:51:31,152 AND LET US JUST SWALLOW OUR SINS 1188 00:51:31,152 --> 00:51:32,632 AND... 1189 00:51:32,632 --> 00:51:34,332 OH... 1190 00:51:34,332 --> 00:51:35,852 OH, CHRIST. 1191 00:51:37,422 --> 00:51:38,772 OH, CHRIST... 1192 00:51:38,762 --> 00:51:40,632 [ MOANS ] 1193 00:51:40,642 --> 00:51:44,822 PRAISE JESUS. 1194 00:51:44,812 --> 00:51:46,032 LIBBY: PRAISE JESUS. 1195 00:51:46,032 --> 00:51:47,682 JOSEPH: PRAISE JESUS. FEELS GOOD, DON'T IT? 1196 00:51:47,692 --> 00:51:50,392 WHEN A GOOD PRAYER LEAVES YOU DRAINED? 1197 00:51:52,472 --> 00:51:54,122 OKAY, LET'S EAT! 1198 00:51:54,132 --> 00:51:56,222 PASS THE MEAT. 1199 00:51:56,222 --> 00:52:00,272 [ MOANS ] 1200 00:52:00,262 --> 00:52:04,572 SO THEN-- 1201 00:52:04,572 --> 00:52:06,702 WHEREABOUTS DID YOU KIDS GROW UP? 1202 00:52:06,712 --> 00:52:08,152 OH, MY GOD. 1203 00:52:08,142 --> 00:52:12,102 JILL... 1204 00:52:12,102 --> 00:52:13,102 ARE YOU OKAY? 1205 00:52:13,102 --> 00:52:14,672 HMM? MM-HMM. MM. 1206 00:52:14,672 --> 00:52:15,282 OH. 1207 00:52:15,282 --> 00:52:17,632 OH... OH, GOD. 1208 00:52:17,632 --> 00:52:19,632 JOSEPH, SOMETHING STRANGE IS GOING ON. 1209 00:52:19,632 --> 00:52:21,152 OH! 1210 00:52:21,162 --> 00:52:23,472 WAIT A SECOND. 1211 00:52:23,462 --> 00:52:24,642 I KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE. 1212 00:52:24,642 --> 00:52:27,212 OH... 1213 00:52:28,422 --> 00:52:29,812 OH, OH... 1214 00:52:29,822 --> 00:52:30,872 FUCK YOU! 1215 00:52:30,862 --> 00:52:32,732 LIBBY, CALL THE EXORCIST. 1216 00:52:32,732 --> 00:52:34,382 THESE KIDS ARE POSSESSED... 1217 00:52:34,392 --> 00:52:35,652 AND GET MY GUN! 1218 00:52:35,652 --> 00:52:38,002 NO, NO, NO, SIR, I ASSURE YOU-- 1219 00:52:38,002 --> 00:52:40,832 OH, SHIT! 1220 00:52:40,832 --> 00:52:43,362 NOW, THAT'S IT. EVERYBODY OUT! OUT, OUT! 1221 00:52:48,102 --> 00:52:50,012 AND TAKE LUCIFER WITH YOU! 1222 00:52:50,012 --> 00:52:51,322 [ GUNSHOT ] 1223 00:52:51,322 --> 00:52:52,372 [ SCREAMS ] 1224 00:52:52,362 --> 00:52:55,622 THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! 1225 00:52:55,622 --> 00:52:58,542 THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! 1226 00:52:58,542 --> 00:53:02,332 ♪ AS YOU COME DOWN 1227 00:53:02,332 --> 00:53:07,292 ♪ I'M NOT READY TO GO 1228 00:53:07,292 --> 00:53:08,942 [ SITAR MUSIC PLAYS ] 1229 00:53:18,172 --> 00:53:19,482 [ CELLPHONE RINGING ] 1230 00:53:19,472 --> 00:53:20,692 OH, I'LL GET THAT, BABE. 1231 00:53:20,692 --> 00:53:22,172 THANKS, HONEY. 1232 00:53:25,392 --> 00:53:26,392 HELLO? 1233 00:53:26,392 --> 00:53:29,392 JERRY. YEAH, IT'S EMILE. 1234 00:53:29,402 --> 00:53:31,232 OH, HEY, EMILE. IT'S EMILE, BABE. 1235 00:53:31,232 --> 00:53:32,882 RIGHT ON. 1236 00:53:32,882 --> 00:53:34,062 HOW ARE YOU DOING, MAN? 1237 00:53:34,052 --> 00:53:35,362 SO WHAT'S GOING ON? 1238 00:53:35,362 --> 00:53:37,322 IS NICK GOING TO MAKE IT TO TORONTO? 1239 00:53:37,322 --> 00:53:40,322 NO. NO, HE'S NOT. 1240 00:53:40,322 --> 00:53:43,282 OH, RIGHT ON, BUDDY. THAT IS SUCH GREAT NEWS. 1241 00:53:43,282 --> 00:53:44,632 THANK YOU, EMILE. 1242 00:53:44,632 --> 00:53:46,022 I KNEW WE COULD COUNT ON YOU, MAN. 1243 00:53:46,022 --> 00:53:48,112 BYE. 1244 00:53:48,112 --> 00:53:49,682 ♪ I'M NOT READY TO GO 1245 00:53:49,682 --> 00:53:51,512 ♪ I'M NOT READY... 1246 00:53:51,512 --> 00:53:53,952 I TOLD YOU HE WAS THE BEST, BABE. 1247 00:53:56,342 --> 00:53:58,172 SO COOL. 1248 00:54:00,602 --> 00:54:01,992 ONE DRINK EACH, GUYS. 1249 00:54:01,992 --> 00:54:03,472 WE CAN'T AFFORD TO BOOZE IT. 1250 00:54:03,472 --> 00:54:05,992 NICK, AFTER ALL OF THIS, WE CAN'T AFFORD NOT TO BOOZE IT. 1251 00:54:06,002 --> 00:54:09,312 [ BAND PLAYS "I FEEL LIKE A WOMAN" ] 1252 00:54:09,312 --> 00:54:13,182 ♪ I'M GOING OUT TONIGHT I'M FEELING ALL RIGHT ♪ 1253 00:54:13,182 --> 00:54:15,922 ♪ I'M GONNA LET IT ALL HANG OUT ♪ 1254 00:54:15,922 --> 00:54:16,922 ♪ I WANT TO MAKE... 1255 00:54:16,922 --> 00:54:18,752 YOU SUCK ASS, BUDDY! 1256 00:54:18,752 --> 00:54:21,492 ♪ REALLY RAISE MY VOICE 1257 00:54:21,492 --> 00:54:22,672 ♪ I'M GONNA SCREAM AND SHOUT 1258 00:54:22,672 --> 00:54:25,412 ROCK AND ROLL! 1259 00:54:25,412 --> 00:54:29,982 ♪ NO INHIBITIONS 1260 00:54:29,982 --> 00:54:31,202 DUDE, I'M SAVING YOUR LIFE. 1261 00:54:31,202 --> 00:54:32,202 BEAT IT. 1262 00:54:32,202 --> 00:54:35,252 GET OUT OF HERE. 1263 00:54:35,252 --> 00:54:36,512 NOW, REMEMBER, FOLKS, 1264 00:54:36,512 --> 00:54:38,342 THE DRUNKER YOU GET, THE BETTER THEY SOUND. 1265 00:54:38,342 --> 00:54:41,342 300 BUCKS IS STILL UP FOR GRABS, 1266 00:54:41,342 --> 00:54:44,262 SO KEEP DRINKING THAT LIQUID COURAGE, 1267 00:54:44,252 --> 00:54:46,252 BECAUSE WE NEED ANOTHER SUCKER ON STAGE. 1268 00:54:46,262 --> 00:54:48,222 [ PLAYING "WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN LATELY" ] 1269 00:54:48,222 --> 00:54:50,222 OOH, I SEE A TABLE. 1270 00:54:54,702 --> 00:54:57,272 COUGAR ALERT. AVERT YOUR EYES. 1271 00:54:57,272 --> 00:54:58,532 AND LOSE THIS OPPORTUNITY? 1272 00:54:58,532 --> 00:55:00,232 FUCK THAT. 1273 00:55:00,232 --> 00:55:02,192 SO, WHAT'S THE PLAN, LADIES? 1274 00:55:02,192 --> 00:55:03,372 YOU GUYS GOING TO SING A DUET? 1275 00:55:03,362 --> 00:55:05,492 MM-MM. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 1276 00:55:05,492 --> 00:55:06,842 SASHA'S GOING UP BY HERSELF. 1277 00:55:06,842 --> 00:55:09,712 YEAH, YOU HAVE ANOTHER, YOU FREAKING LUSH. 1278 00:55:09,712 --> 00:55:12,542 SASHA, I WANT TO SLEEP IN A BED TONIGHT, 1279 00:55:12,542 --> 00:55:15,282 AND I WANT A PROPER SHOWER, 1280 00:55:15,292 --> 00:55:17,342 BUT YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WITH THE TALENT. 1281 00:55:17,332 --> 00:55:20,332 NOW, GO UP THERE AND... 1282 00:55:20,332 --> 00:55:21,202 AND MAKE US SOME MONEY. 1283 00:55:21,202 --> 00:55:22,682 COME ON. 1284 00:55:22,682 --> 00:55:24,512 YEAH. GO FOR IT. 1285 00:55:24,512 --> 00:55:25,772 HEY, I'LL EVEN BUY YOU A SHOT. 1286 00:55:25,772 --> 00:55:29,562 A SHOT. HMM. 1287 00:55:33,222 --> 00:55:35,742 KUNG FU. REALLY? 1288 00:55:35,742 --> 00:55:36,792 BLACK BELT? 1289 00:55:36,792 --> 00:55:37,792 NATURALLY. 1290 00:55:37,792 --> 00:55:40,712 IMPRESSIVE... 1291 00:55:40,702 --> 00:55:42,182 BUT THE QUESTION IS, JUNIOR, 1292 00:55:42,182 --> 00:55:45,012 DO YOU HAVE YOUR BROWN BELT? 1293 00:55:45,012 --> 00:55:46,322 AH. 1294 00:55:46,322 --> 00:55:48,712 THE BROWN BELT. 1295 00:55:48,712 --> 00:55:52,062 ASHAMED AS I AM TO ADMIT IT, UH, I DON'T. 1296 00:55:52,062 --> 00:55:53,982 IN FACT, 1297 00:55:53,982 --> 00:55:55,592 MY FRIEND AND I WERE HOPING 1298 00:55:55,592 --> 00:55:58,902 TO EARN SUCH A BELT HERE TONIGHT. 1299 00:55:58,892 --> 00:56:04,372 OH, WELL... PERHAPS THAT CAN BE ARRANGED. 1300 00:56:04,382 --> 00:56:06,562 YOU JUST HAVE TO SIT REALLY TIGHT, GENTLEMEN, 1301 00:56:06,552 --> 00:56:09,032 BECAUSE WE HAVE TO PEE. 1302 00:56:10,172 --> 00:56:12,962 TIGHT. 1303 00:56:12,952 --> 00:56:14,602 DUDE, WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT ABOUT? 1304 00:56:14,612 --> 00:56:16,002 WHAT WERE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 1305 00:56:16,002 --> 00:56:17,522 WHAT'S WITH THE WHOLE BROWN BELT STUFF? 1306 00:56:17,522 --> 00:56:21,132 DIME, LET ME EXPLAIN SOMETHING TO YOU. 1307 00:56:21,132 --> 00:56:23,182 THE HUMAN FEMALE HAS UP TO THREE OPENINGS 1308 00:56:23,182 --> 00:56:25,142 THAT CAN BE USED FOR SEXUAL PLEASURE. 1309 00:56:25,142 --> 00:56:27,492 TO DATE, WE ARE FAMILIAR WITH TWO. 1310 00:56:27,492 --> 00:56:30,362 THAT'S WHERE THE COUGARS COME IN. 1311 00:56:30,362 --> 00:56:32,622 OH, THAT... THAT'S DISGUSTING. 1312 00:56:32,622 --> 00:56:34,622 THAT'S... 1313 00:56:34,632 --> 00:56:36,762 WELL, I NEED A BEER. 1314 00:56:36,762 --> 00:56:38,152 [ SONG ENDS ] 1315 00:56:41,112 --> 00:56:43,552 ALL RIGHT, FOLKS, 1316 00:56:43,552 --> 00:56:45,552 WHO'S TANKING NEXT? 1317 00:56:45,552 --> 00:56:48,162 RIGHT HERE, GUYS. SHE WANTS TO. 1318 00:56:48,162 --> 00:56:49,382 WHOO! 1319 00:56:49,382 --> 00:56:50,822 GIVE HER SOME ENCOURAGEMENT. 1320 00:56:52,212 --> 00:56:54,262 COME ON. MAKE ME PROUD. MAKE ME PROUD. 1321 00:56:56,392 --> 00:56:58,832 WHOO-HOO! 1322 00:56:58,822 --> 00:57:00,872 YEAH! 1323 00:57:05,222 --> 00:57:07,962 SHOW US YOUR TITS! 1324 00:57:07,962 --> 00:57:09,662 YOU FIRST, PORKY. 1325 00:57:09,662 --> 00:57:11,402 [ LAUGHTER ] SHUT UP! 1326 00:57:11,402 --> 00:57:12,752 SHUT UP! 1327 00:57:12,752 --> 00:57:14,452 OKAY, THIS IS... 1328 00:57:14,452 --> 00:57:20,762 UH, THIS IS FOR ALL THE ASSHOLES OUT THERE. 1329 00:57:20,762 --> 00:57:25,422 ♪ PRISONER OF YOUR LOVE 1330 00:57:25,422 --> 00:57:33,122 ♪ ENTANGLED IN YOUR WEB HOT WHISPERS IN THE NIGHT ♪ 1331 00:57:33,122 --> 00:57:36,302 ♪ I'M CAPTURED BY YOUR SPELL 1332 00:57:43,392 --> 00:57:46,572 ♪ OH, YES, I'M TOUCHED BY YOUR SHOW OF EMOTION ♪ 1333 00:57:46,572 --> 00:57:50,402 ♪ SHOULD I BE FRACTURED BY YOUR LACK OF DEVOTION? ♪ 1334 00:57:50,402 --> 00:57:51,182 ♪ SHOULD I? 1335 00:57:51,182 --> 00:57:54,492 WHOO! HA, HA. 1336 00:57:54,492 --> 00:57:57,232 ♪ SHOULD I? 1337 00:57:57,232 --> 00:58:00,062 ♪ YOU'D BETTER BE GOOD TO ME 1338 00:58:00,062 --> 00:58:03,892 ♪ THAT'S HOW IT'S GOT TO BE 1339 00:58:03,892 --> 00:58:06,242 ♪ 'CAUSE I DON'T HAVE NO USE 1340 00:58:06,242 --> 00:58:07,892 ♪ FOR WHAT YOU LOOSELY CALL THE TRUTH ♪ 1341 00:58:07,892 --> 00:58:10,112 ♪ AND YOU'D BETTER BE GOOD TO ME ♪ 1342 00:58:13,902 --> 00:58:19,862 ♪ I THINK IT'S ALSO RIGHT THAT WE DON'T NEED TO FIGHT ♪ 1343 00:58:19,862 --> 00:58:27,482 ♪ WHEN WE STAND FACE TO FACE AND YOU PRESENT YOUR CASE ♪ 1344 00:58:27,482 --> 00:58:30,882 ♪ AND I KNOW YOU KEEP TELLING ME THAT YOU LOVE ME ♪ 1345 00:58:30,872 --> 00:58:34,792 NOT BAD FOR A NEWFIE, HUH? 1346 00:58:34,792 --> 00:58:36,142 ♪ BUT DID YOU THINK 1347 00:58:36,142 --> 00:58:38,402 ♪ I'D JUST ACCEPT YOU IN BLIND FAITH ♪ 1348 00:58:38,402 --> 00:58:41,662 ♪ OH, SURE, BABY ANYTHING TO PLEASE YOU ♪ 1349 00:58:41,672 --> 00:58:44,022 ♪ AND YOU'D BETTER BE GOOD TO ME ♪ 1350 00:58:44,022 --> 00:58:48,072 ♪ THAT'S HOW IT'S GOT TO BE 1351 00:58:48,062 --> 00:58:52,722 ♪ 'CAUSE I DON'T HAVE THE TIME FOR YOUR OVERLOADED LINES ♪ 1352 00:58:52,722 --> 00:58:54,592 ♪ YOU'D BETTER BE GOOD TO ME 1353 00:58:56,332 --> 00:59:00,332 ♪ BE GOOD TO ME 1354 00:59:00,342 --> 00:59:02,862 ♪ BE GOOD TO ME 1355 00:59:02,862 --> 00:59:06,782 ♪ BE GOOD TO ME 1356 00:59:06,782 --> 00:59:11,832 ♪ BE GOOD TO ME 1357 00:59:11,832 --> 00:59:14,272 ♪ YEAH ♪ 1358 00:59:14,262 --> 00:59:17,442 YEAH! 1359 00:59:17,442 --> 00:59:20,272 YES! WHOO! 1360 00:59:20,272 --> 00:59:22,102 YEAH! 1361 00:59:22,102 --> 00:59:23,192 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU GUYS, 1362 00:59:23,192 --> 00:59:24,932 BUT I THINK WE JUST FOUND OUR WINNER! 1363 00:59:24,932 --> 00:59:26,632 YEAH! 1364 00:59:29,232 --> 00:59:30,452 WAIT! WAIT! WAIT! 1365 00:59:30,452 --> 00:59:31,802 NOT SO FAST, BOYS. 1366 00:59:31,802 --> 00:59:33,372 THIS ONE'S FOR YOU. 1367 00:59:33,372 --> 00:59:35,112 WHOO! 1368 00:59:36,682 --> 00:59:40,382 OH, THAT'S WHAT I CALL TALENT. 1369 00:59:42,292 --> 00:59:44,162 YEAH! WHOO! 1370 00:59:44,162 --> 00:59:45,642 FIRST PRIZE. 1371 00:59:45,642 --> 00:59:47,732 SECOND PRIZE. 1372 00:59:47,732 --> 00:59:50,432 YAY, SASH! 1373 00:59:52,262 --> 00:59:53,522 YES! 1374 01:00:02,752 --> 01:00:05,622 ENOUGH FOR TWO HOTEL ROOMS AND BREAKFAST. 1375 01:00:05,622 --> 01:00:07,932 NOT BAD FOR SECOND PLACE. 1376 01:00:07,932 --> 01:00:09,892 HEY, YOU'RE... YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD. 1377 01:00:09,882 --> 01:00:11,192 HEY, YOU CREEP. YOU STAY AWAY FROM US. 1378 01:00:11,192 --> 01:00:12,242 BUT HOW DID YOU GET OUT-- 1379 01:00:12,232 --> 01:00:13,452 SORRY, PAL. 1380 01:00:13,452 --> 01:00:14,762 THIS BOY BELONGS TO US. 1381 01:00:14,762 --> 01:00:15,892 YOU, LET'S GO. 1382 01:00:22,332 --> 01:00:24,992 COME ON, SLICK. LET'S GET COMFORTABLE. 1383 01:00:24,992 --> 01:00:27,602 OKAY, BUT I'M NO CHEAP WHORE. 1384 01:00:27,602 --> 01:00:29,342 YOU'RE BUYING ME BREAKFAST. 1385 01:00:29,342 --> 01:00:33,432 [ LAUGHS ] I DON'T THINK SO. 1386 01:00:33,432 --> 01:00:35,742 JILL? 1387 01:00:35,742 --> 01:00:38,222 JILL, OPEN UP. 1388 01:00:43,442 --> 01:00:45,362 I GUESS IT'S ME AND YOU. 1389 01:00:50,452 --> 01:00:53,322 I HAVE BEEN DREAMING ABOUT THIS 1390 01:00:53,322 --> 01:00:55,372 MY ENTIRE LIFE. 1391 01:00:55,362 --> 01:00:57,752 OH, I BET YOU HAVE. 1392 01:00:57,762 --> 01:00:59,762 OOH, OUCH! 1393 01:00:59,762 --> 01:01:02,502 AH. 1394 01:01:02,502 --> 01:01:04,722 YEAH, COME ON. GET THEM OFF. 1395 01:01:04,722 --> 01:01:06,682 HOLA! 1396 01:01:08,732 --> 01:01:11,652 HERE WE GO. 1397 01:01:11,642 --> 01:01:13,422 WHAT ARE THOSE FOR? 1398 01:01:13,432 --> 01:01:17,042 OH, YOU JUST WAIT AND SEE, LITTLE MAN. HMM? 1399 01:01:18,912 --> 01:01:20,092 I REALLY WANTED TO. 1400 01:01:20,082 --> 01:01:21,472 YEAH, WELL, SO DID I, 1401 01:01:21,482 --> 01:01:24,092 BUT WE CAN WAIT FOR ANOTHER TIME. 1402 01:01:24,092 --> 01:01:26,662 YOU'RE SO SWEET. 1403 01:01:26,662 --> 01:01:28,442 KISS ME. 1404 01:01:28,442 --> 01:01:29,702 ARE YOU SURE, BECAUSE IT LOOKED LIKE 1405 01:01:29,702 --> 01:01:31,482 YOU'RE KIND OF ABOUT TO RELEASE. 1406 01:01:31,492 --> 01:01:32,802 JUST KISS ME. 1407 01:01:36,412 --> 01:01:37,282 I CAN'T. 1408 01:01:37,282 --> 01:01:38,762 [ VOMITING ] 1409 01:01:38,762 --> 01:01:41,112 OH, GOD. 1410 01:01:41,112 --> 01:01:43,112 SHH. OKAY, UH-- 1411 01:01:50,592 --> 01:01:53,902 YOU WERE GREAT TONIGHT. 1412 01:01:55,692 --> 01:02:00,002 THAT GIRL ON STAGE, WHO IS SHE? 1413 01:02:02,302 --> 01:02:05,522 DID YOU LIKE HER? 1414 01:02:09,702 --> 01:02:11,012 YOU TAKE THE BED. I'M GOING TO-- 1415 01:02:11,012 --> 01:02:13,532 WE PAID GOOD MONEY FOR THIS BED, 1416 01:02:13,532 --> 01:02:19,322 AND I DEMAND THAT WE ENJOY IT. 1417 01:02:19,322 --> 01:02:23,062 ARE YOU SUGGESTING WE SHARE? 1418 01:02:23,062 --> 01:02:26,852 AS LONG AS YOU DON'T GET ANY IDEAS. 1419 01:02:28,632 --> 01:02:30,682 I DON'T GET IDEAS. 1420 01:03:06,892 --> 01:03:09,412 NICE AND TIGHT... 1421 01:03:09,412 --> 01:03:10,242 AROUND THE HORN... 1422 01:03:10,242 --> 01:03:12,202 YEE HAW! 1423 01:03:16,332 --> 01:03:17,772 SO HOW DOES THIS WORK? 1424 01:03:17,772 --> 01:03:19,642 HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EARN MY BROWN BELT THIS WAY? 1425 01:03:19,642 --> 01:03:25,122 OH, YOU WILL, BIG BOY. DON'T YOU WORRY. 1426 01:03:25,122 --> 01:03:26,952 WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING BACK THERE, 1427 01:03:26,952 --> 01:03:29,342 JUST BE CAREFUL, BECAUSE I BRUISE EASY. 1428 01:03:32,132 --> 01:03:33,222 WHAT DO YOU THINK, CLAIRE? 1429 01:03:33,222 --> 01:03:34,792 SHOULD WE USE THE BABY CARROT 1430 01:03:34,782 --> 01:03:36,482 OR THE EXCALIBUR? 1431 01:03:36,482 --> 01:03:38,662 BABY CARROT. BABY CARROT. 1432 01:03:38,662 --> 01:03:41,492 GOSH, HONEY, 1433 01:03:41,492 --> 01:03:44,022 IT LOOKS LIKE WE LEFT CARROT AT HOME. 1434 01:03:44,932 --> 01:03:47,802 TOO BAD. SO VERY, VERY SAD. 1435 01:03:47,802 --> 01:03:51,592 LOAD ME UP. 1436 01:03:53,802 --> 01:03:55,502 OH, DEAR LORD. 1437 01:04:00,332 --> 01:04:02,682 THAT WAS-- 1438 01:04:02,682 --> 01:04:04,292 YEAH. 1439 01:04:05,902 --> 01:04:10,252 [ TYLER SCREAMING ] 1440 01:04:10,252 --> 01:04:12,862 [ TYLER MOANING, BED BANGING ] 1441 01:04:16,482 --> 01:04:17,742 SOUNDS LIKE WE'RE NOT THE ONLY ONES 1442 01:04:17,742 --> 01:04:18,832 HAVING A GOOD TIME. 1443 01:04:18,832 --> 01:04:20,832 YEAH. 1444 01:04:24,922 --> 01:04:26,882 TYLER: THIS IS GREAT. OH! 1445 01:04:46,992 --> 01:04:49,952 COUGARS? 1446 01:04:49,952 --> 01:04:53,042 HELLO? 1447 01:04:53,042 --> 01:04:55,652 HELP? 1448 01:04:55,652 --> 01:04:57,352 HELP. 1449 01:04:57,352 --> 01:04:58,442 HELP! 1450 01:05:01,262 --> 01:05:05,742 TYLER: HELP! HELP! 1451 01:05:05,742 --> 01:05:07,832 SOMEBODY! 1452 01:05:07,832 --> 01:05:10,272 HELP! 1453 01:05:10,272 --> 01:05:12,452 TYLER. 1454 01:05:12,452 --> 01:05:13,672 OH, MY GOD. 1455 01:05:13,672 --> 01:05:14,672 OH, MY GOD. 1456 01:05:14,672 --> 01:05:16,852 OH, DUDE. 1457 01:05:18,712 --> 01:05:20,492 OH, MY GOD. 1458 01:05:20,502 --> 01:05:22,152 YOUR PLACE IS WAY BIGGER THAN OURS. 1459 01:05:22,152 --> 01:05:23,332 COULD SOMEBODY 1460 01:05:23,332 --> 01:05:24,462 JUST GIVE ME A HAND, PLEASE? 1461 01:05:24,462 --> 01:05:27,332 DOES YOUR NEW FRIEND HAVE A NAME? 1462 01:05:27,332 --> 01:05:28,462 YOU GOT HICKEYS. 1463 01:05:30,292 --> 01:05:31,332 NO, IT'S JUST A RASH. 1464 01:05:31,342 --> 01:05:34,172 DUDE, YOU NAILED SASHA. 1465 01:05:34,162 --> 01:05:34,992 YOU NAILED MY SASHA? 1466 01:05:34,992 --> 01:05:35,992 I DIDN'T NAIL ANYBODY. 1467 01:05:35,992 --> 01:05:37,042 HEY. NICK, COME HERE. 1468 01:05:37,042 --> 01:05:38,222 WHAT? NICK, SOME DETAILS, BUDDY. 1469 01:05:38,212 --> 01:05:39,912 I KNEW YOU GUYS WERE GOING TO HOOK UP. 1470 01:05:39,912 --> 01:05:40,962 GIVE US THE JUICE, MY FRIEND. 1471 01:05:40,952 --> 01:05:42,302 GIVE US THE JUICE. 1472 01:05:42,302 --> 01:05:44,002 NICK, COME ON, COME ON, COME ON. 1473 01:05:44,002 --> 01:05:47,872 GUYS? OKAY, COME AND UNTIE ME. 1474 01:05:47,872 --> 01:05:51,132 COME AND UNTIE ME, PLEASE. SOMEBODY! 1475 01:05:51,142 --> 01:05:53,362 GUYS! 1476 01:05:53,362 --> 01:05:55,192 [ ♪♪♪ ] 1477 01:05:57,362 --> 01:05:58,492 COME ON, COME ON, COME ON. 1478 01:05:58,492 --> 01:05:59,492 HURRY! 1479 01:05:59,492 --> 01:06:01,062 TYLER: I'M COMING! 1480 01:06:01,062 --> 01:06:02,672 SHUT UP! I'M A LITTLE SORE. DON'T YOU SAY ANOTHER WORD! 1481 01:06:02,672 --> 01:06:04,932 YEAH, TYLER. COME ON, SHAKE YOUR ASS! 1482 01:06:04,932 --> 01:06:06,282 FUCK YOU GUYS! 1483 01:06:10,422 --> 01:06:11,512 HEY. 1484 01:06:11,512 --> 01:06:14,122 YOU KIDS CAN'T BE IN HERE. 1485 01:06:14,122 --> 01:06:17,172 RELAX, OLD MAN, 1486 01:06:17,162 --> 01:06:18,902 WE COME BEARING GIFTS. 1487 01:06:22,132 --> 01:06:24,702 YOU THINK YOU CAN SHUT ME UP WITH A LOUSY MICKEY OF BOOZE? 1488 01:06:29,182 --> 01:06:30,222 YOU'RE KIDDING. 1489 01:06:30,222 --> 01:06:32,352 WHAT? IT'S MY PERSONAL STASH. 1490 01:06:32,352 --> 01:06:33,222 DUDE. 1491 01:06:33,222 --> 01:06:35,962 MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME. 1492 01:06:35,972 --> 01:06:38,632 HEY, THIS TRAIN GOES THROUGH TORONTO, RIGHT? 1493 01:06:38,622 --> 01:06:40,972 TORONTO, YES? 1494 01:06:40,972 --> 01:06:43,192 OF COURSE IT DOES. 1495 01:06:59,212 --> 01:07:01,172 HEY, UH, MIND IF I HAVE A LITTLE HIT? 1496 01:07:01,162 --> 01:07:03,732 BEAT IT. 1497 01:07:12,742 --> 01:07:14,742 HEY. 1498 01:07:16,962 --> 01:07:18,272 SO, DID YOU WANT TO-- 1499 01:07:18,272 --> 01:07:20,662 I'LL PASS. 1500 01:07:20,662 --> 01:07:21,882 OH, COME ON, NICK. 1501 01:07:21,882 --> 01:07:24,842 I KNOW YOU'RE NOT TURNING THIS DOWN, RIGHT? 1502 01:07:24,842 --> 01:07:27,452 SASHA, I MADE A MISTAKE. 1503 01:07:27,452 --> 01:07:31,192 YOU HAD SEX WITH ME BY MISTAKE? 1504 01:07:31,192 --> 01:07:33,712 WHAT, DID YOU SLIP AND FALL AND ACCIDENTALLY-- 1505 01:07:33,722 --> 01:07:35,462 WE WERE DRUNK. 1506 01:07:35,462 --> 01:07:36,852 WE HAD A ONE-NIGHT STAND. 1507 01:07:36,852 --> 01:07:38,902 IT WAS GOOD, BUT THAT'S IT. 1508 01:07:38,902 --> 01:07:42,032 IT WASN'T THAT GOOD, SO DON'T FLATTER YOURSELF. 1509 01:07:42,032 --> 01:07:44,162 LOOK, I'M NOT GOING TO LAW SCHOOL. 1510 01:07:44,162 --> 01:07:47,552 I... I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND. 1511 01:07:47,562 --> 01:07:50,822 TRISH. I KNOW. 1512 01:07:50,822 --> 01:07:54,352 AND I'M GOING TO GO TO TORONTO AND SEE HER AND... 1513 01:07:54,352 --> 01:07:55,872 AND PROPOSE. 1514 01:07:57,962 --> 01:08:00,572 I'M, UH... 1515 01:08:00,572 --> 01:08:03,702 I'M GOING TO ASK HER TO MARRY ME. 1516 01:08:03,712 --> 01:08:04,972 IT'S FAKE. 1517 01:08:07,582 --> 01:08:09,842 I KNOW. IT'S TEMPORARY. 1518 01:08:09,842 --> 01:08:13,542 KIND OF LIKE ME. 1519 01:08:13,542 --> 01:08:15,372 YEAH. 1520 01:08:22,292 --> 01:08:26,562 ♪ SOMEDAY, SOMEHOW I'M GOING TO MAKE IT ALL RIGHT ♪ 1521 01:08:26,552 --> 01:08:28,202 ♪ BUT NOT RIGHT NOW 1522 01:08:28,212 --> 01:08:31,392 ♪ I KNOW YOU'RE WONDERING WHEN 1523 01:08:31,392 --> 01:08:34,052 ♪ YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS THAT ♪ 1524 01:08:34,042 --> 01:08:38,222 ♪ SOMEDAY, SOMEHOW I'M GOING TO MAKE IT ALL RIGHT ♪ 1525 01:08:38,222 --> 01:08:40,142 ♪ BUT NOT RIGHT NOW 1526 01:08:40,132 --> 01:08:45,142 ♪ I KNOW YOU'RE WONDERING WHEN... ♪ 1527 01:08:45,142 --> 01:08:47,362 WE'RE HERE. 1528 01:08:47,362 --> 01:08:49,712 GUYS, WAKE UP! WE'RE HERE. 1529 01:08:49,712 --> 01:08:52,282 WE MADE IT. 1530 01:08:52,282 --> 01:08:54,412 I CAN'T BELIEVE WE MADE IT. 1531 01:08:54,412 --> 01:08:56,112 WE GOT HERE WITH EIGHT HOURS TO SPARE. 1532 01:08:56,112 --> 01:08:57,892 NICK... 1533 01:08:57,892 --> 01:08:59,412 GUYS, ABOUT FIVE DAYS AGO, 1534 01:08:59,412 --> 01:09:00,802 TORONTO WAS A FARAWAY DREAM, GUYS. 1535 01:09:00,812 --> 01:09:01,862 NICK. WHAT? 1536 01:09:04,902 --> 01:09:06,252 NO. 1537 01:09:06,252 --> 01:09:07,562 NO! 1538 01:09:07,552 --> 01:09:09,732 NO, YOU TOLD ME WE WERE STOPPING IN TORONTO. 1539 01:09:09,732 --> 01:09:12,122 YOU SAID "THROUGH TORONTO." 1540 01:09:12,122 --> 01:09:14,562 YOU DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT STOPPING. 1541 01:09:14,562 --> 01:09:15,612 I CAN'T BELIEVE 1542 01:09:15,602 --> 01:09:17,432 I GAVE HIM THE REST OF MY WEED. 1543 01:09:21,092 --> 01:09:24,572 MONTREAL, HUH? 1544 01:09:24,572 --> 01:09:26,492 WELL, I GUESS WE'D BETTER MAKE THE BEST OF IT. 1545 01:09:26,482 --> 01:09:30,142 [ "SUPER FREAK" PLAYING ] 1546 01:09:40,982 --> 01:09:44,462 ♪ SHE'S A VERY KINKY GIRL 1547 01:09:44,462 --> 01:09:48,072 ♪ THE KIND YOU DON'T TAKE HOME TO MOTHER ♪ 1548 01:09:48,072 --> 01:09:51,812 ♪ SHE WILL NEVER LET YOUR SPIRITS DOWN ♪ 1549 01:09:51,812 --> 01:09:53,592 ♪ ONCE YOU GET HER OFF THE STREET ♪ 1550 01:09:53,602 --> 01:09:54,562 ♪ OOH 1551 01:09:54,562 --> 01:09:56,342 WHOO! 1552 01:09:56,342 --> 01:09:57,732 ROAST BEEF AND A SIDE OF TITTIES. 1553 01:09:57,732 --> 01:09:59,472 ARE WE IN HEAVEN OR WHAT? 1554 01:09:59,472 --> 01:10:01,652 ♪ SHE SAYS THAT I'M HER ALL-TIME FAVOURITE ♪ 1555 01:10:01,652 --> 01:10:03,482 RELAX, DUDE. 1556 01:10:03,482 --> 01:10:06,352 PROPOSE TOMORROW. PROPOSE IN THE FALL. 1557 01:10:06,352 --> 01:10:08,142 ALL RIGHT? WHO CARES? 1558 01:10:08,132 --> 01:10:09,572 ESPECIALLY NOW THAT SASHA'S IN THE PICTURE. 1559 01:10:09,572 --> 01:10:11,402 JUST DROP IT, TYLER. 1560 01:10:11,402 --> 01:10:13,842 ♪ THAT GIRL IS REALLY WILD NOW THE GIRL'S A SUPER FREAK ♪ 1561 01:10:13,842 --> 01:10:15,542 ♪ THE KIND OF GIRL YOU READ ABOUT 1562 01:10:15,532 --> 01:10:17,182 ♪ IN NEW WAVE MAGAZINES 1563 01:10:17,192 --> 01:10:21,242 ♪ THAT GIRL IS PRETTY KINKY THE GIRL'S A SUPER FREAK ♪ 1564 01:10:21,232 --> 01:10:22,622 DID YOU GET THROUGH? 1565 01:10:22,632 --> 01:10:23,942 YEAH. 1566 01:10:23,932 --> 01:10:25,192 AND? 1567 01:10:25,192 --> 01:10:27,582 AS SOON AS DAD FOUND OUT I WAS IN A STRIP CLUB, 1568 01:10:27,592 --> 01:10:29,982 HE OFFERED ME A PLANE TICKET HOME. 1569 01:10:29,982 --> 01:10:32,772 YOU'RE NOT GOING HOME, ARE YOU, SASHA? 1570 01:10:32,772 --> 01:10:34,642 WHAT ABOUT TORONTO? WHAT ABOUT YOUR MUSIC? 1571 01:10:34,642 --> 01:10:38,822 THIS IS JUST NOT MY SCENE, JILL. I MEAN-- 1572 01:10:38,822 --> 01:10:41,082 PLEASE, SASHA, YOU CAN'T, YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE ME. 1573 01:10:41,082 --> 01:10:42,212 I NEED YOU. 1574 01:10:42,212 --> 01:10:43,342 FORGET ABOUT NICK. 1575 01:10:43,342 --> 01:10:45,212 JUST DO IT FOR ME. STAY. DON'T LEAVE. 1576 01:10:45,212 --> 01:10:46,782 DON'T LEAVE, DON'T LEAVE. PLEASE. 1577 01:10:46,782 --> 01:10:47,742 OKAY. 1578 01:10:47,742 --> 01:10:48,922 I'LL STAY. 1579 01:10:48,912 --> 01:10:52,572 ♪ SHE'S A SUPER FREAK SUPER FREAK ♪ 1580 01:10:52,572 --> 01:10:56,442 ♪ SHE'S A VERY SPECIAL GIRL 1581 01:10:56,442 --> 01:10:58,222 WELL, I'M STILL HUNGRY. WHO WANTS THIRDS? 1582 01:10:58,232 --> 01:10:59,232 WELL, I'M IN. 1583 01:10:59,232 --> 01:11:01,012 HEY, THERE. 1584 01:11:01,012 --> 01:11:04,362 CAN I INTEREST YOU BOYS IN A LITTLE... DANCE? 1585 01:11:04,362 --> 01:11:06,712 NOPE. 1586 01:11:06,712 --> 01:11:09,232 WELL, HOW ABOUT A MASSAGE, THEN? 1587 01:11:09,242 --> 01:11:10,372 WE'RE FINE. 1588 01:11:10,372 --> 01:11:11,852 WELL, AT LEAST BUY A DRINK. 1589 01:11:11,852 --> 01:11:14,162 CAN'T AFFORD IT. 1590 01:11:14,162 --> 01:11:15,422 LOOK, THIS ISN'T A DELI, YOU KNOW. 1591 01:11:15,422 --> 01:11:18,122 YOU CAN'T JUST COME HERE AND EAT. 1592 01:11:18,122 --> 01:11:19,342 LOOK, LADY, 1593 01:11:19,342 --> 01:11:20,782 UNLESS THOSE ARE BREASTS OF CHICKEN 1594 01:11:20,772 --> 01:11:21,822 THAT YOU'RE PACKING, 1595 01:11:21,822 --> 01:11:23,432 WE'RE NOT BUYING. 1596 01:11:23,432 --> 01:11:25,082 RIGHT. 1597 01:11:25,082 --> 01:11:27,432 R-ROW! 1598 01:11:27,432 --> 01:11:30,262 OW, OW, OW, OW, OW. 1599 01:11:30,262 --> 01:11:31,612 HEY. 1600 01:11:31,612 --> 01:11:32,612 THE SIGN SAYS 1601 01:11:32,612 --> 01:11:33,702 "ALL YOU CAN EAT FOR TWO BUCKS." 1602 01:11:33,702 --> 01:11:35,052 WE PAID IT, ASSHOLE. 1603 01:11:35,052 --> 01:11:36,142 HEY, SHE SAID I COULD TOUCH HER. 1604 01:11:36,132 --> 01:11:38,662 I HAD PERMISSION, DAMMIT. 1605 01:11:38,662 --> 01:11:41,452 YOU KNOW WHAT? LE PAMPLEMOUSSE. 1606 01:11:41,442 --> 01:11:42,882 HEY, THESE GUYS ARE SWOLLEN MEMBERS. 1607 01:11:42,882 --> 01:11:44,322 NO, THEY'RE NOT. 1608 01:11:44,322 --> 01:11:45,972 SWOLLEN'S IN TORONTO PERFORMING AT THE AWARDS. 1609 01:11:45,972 --> 01:11:47,542 YEAH, OUR SET'S NOT FOR THREE HOURS, THOUGH. 1610 01:11:47,542 --> 01:11:49,982 WE THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO GET A QUICK LAP DANCE 1611 01:11:49,972 --> 01:11:51,282 BEFORE WE HIT THE ROAD. 1612 01:11:51,282 --> 01:11:52,462 THIS GUY FUCKED IT UP, THOUGH. 1613 01:11:52,462 --> 01:11:53,512 IT WASN'T MY FUCKING FAULT, MAN. 1614 01:11:53,502 --> 01:11:54,892 TYLER: YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO T.O.? 1615 01:11:54,892 --> 01:11:56,592 YO, OUR FLIGHT LEAVES IN, LIKE, AN HOUR. 1616 01:11:56,592 --> 01:11:58,852 WHY, YOU GUYS NEED A LIFT? 1617 01:12:02,682 --> 01:12:05,292 NICK, 1618 01:12:05,292 --> 01:12:06,772 SWOLLEN MEMBERS HAVE VIDEO GAMES 1619 01:12:06,772 --> 01:12:08,602 ON THE AIRPLANE. 1620 01:12:08,602 --> 01:12:12,602 OH, PREVAIL. YOU'RE SUCH A RIOT. 1621 01:12:14,222 --> 01:12:15,612 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE MMVAs. 1622 01:12:15,612 --> 01:12:17,612 WELCOME TO THE MUCH MUSIC VIDEO AWARDS, 1623 01:12:17,612 --> 01:12:19,662 FEATURING, LIVE, AVRIL LAVIGNE... 1624 01:12:19,662 --> 01:12:22,582 HEY, THESE ARE LIVE. AREN'T WE MISSING THEM? 1625 01:12:22,572 --> 01:12:24,312 NO, MAN, RELAX. IT'S JUST A PRE-GAME. 1626 01:12:24,312 --> 01:12:25,792 WE'LL BE RIGHT ON TIME. 1627 01:12:25,792 --> 01:12:30,882 ...FIFI DOBSON, PILATE, AND SWOLLEN MEMBERS. 1628 01:12:30,892 --> 01:12:32,502 IT'S KIND OF FRUSTRATING, ISN'T IT? 1629 01:12:32,502 --> 01:12:34,112 WHAT IS? 1630 01:12:34,112 --> 01:12:35,722 WELL, WE HAVEN'T BEEN ALONE SINCE THE PRAIRIES. 1631 01:12:35,722 --> 01:12:38,382 YEAH, IT SUCKS. 1632 01:12:38,372 --> 01:12:41,592 AND HERE WE ARE ON A PRIVATE JET, 1633 01:12:41,592 --> 01:12:43,982 A FEW... MILES HIGH. 1634 01:12:43,992 --> 01:12:46,122 YEAH, IT'S AWESOME. 1635 01:12:46,122 --> 01:12:48,122 MILES HIGH. 1636 01:12:48,122 --> 01:12:50,652 OH. OH... OH! 1637 01:12:50,642 --> 01:12:52,692 SHH. 1638 01:12:52,692 --> 01:12:54,392 ALL RIGHT, SO, AS USUAL, THE PARTY CONTINUES HERE 1639 01:12:54,392 --> 01:12:55,392 AT THE BIG PRE-GAME SHOW, 1640 01:12:55,392 --> 01:12:56,432 AND LOOK AT THIS. 1641 01:12:56,432 --> 01:12:58,172 THE BEST PART ABOUT THIS RED CARPET 1642 01:12:58,172 --> 01:13:00,692 IS ALL THE STARS WHO SHOW UP, AND HERE'S A FAMOUS ONE, 1643 01:13:00,702 --> 01:13:02,442 RECORD PRODUCER MR. LENNY SWACKHAMMER. 1644 01:13:02,442 --> 01:13:03,442 HOW ARE YOU, SIR? 1645 01:13:03,442 --> 01:13:05,222 OH, SHIT. IT'S SWACKHAMMER, MAN. 1646 01:13:05,222 --> 01:13:06,482 YOU KNOW THAT GUY? 1647 01:13:06,492 --> 01:13:09,192 EVERYBODY KNOWS THE SWACK. 1648 01:13:09,182 --> 01:13:10,922 YOU GOT THREE NOMINATIONS IN THIS YEAR'S AWARD SHOW. 1649 01:13:10,932 --> 01:13:12,372 HOW DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING TO FARE? 1650 01:13:12,362 --> 01:13:13,582 OH, IT'S HAMMER TIME, BABY. IT'S HAMMER TIME. 1651 01:13:13,582 --> 01:13:14,622 WHO'S YOUR FRIEND HERE? 1652 01:13:14,622 --> 01:13:16,012 TRISH? 1653 01:13:16,022 --> 01:13:17,462 WHO'S TRISH? 1654 01:13:17,452 --> 01:13:19,412 IT'S MY GIRLFRIEND. 1655 01:13:19,412 --> 01:13:20,372 ARE YOU SURE? 1656 01:13:20,372 --> 01:13:21,762 OH, YOU CERTAINLY ARE. 1657 01:13:21,762 --> 01:13:23,112 WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A GOOD NIGHT TONIGHT, 1658 01:13:23,112 --> 01:13:24,632 ALL RIGHT? 1659 01:13:38,082 --> 01:13:42,302 OKAY, SHH. SHH. 1660 01:13:42,302 --> 01:13:46,042 NO, NO. 1661 01:13:46,052 --> 01:13:47,012 OH, GOD. 1662 01:13:47,002 --> 01:13:47,912 PLEASE, I'M NOT EVEN HERE. 1663 01:13:47,922 --> 01:13:50,362 COME ON, SHH. IT'S OKAY. 1664 01:13:50,362 --> 01:13:53,582 HEY, I LOVE YOU GUYS. 1665 01:13:53,582 --> 01:13:55,412 YEAH, YOU GUYS TOO. 1666 01:13:55,402 --> 01:13:56,752 SWOLLEN MEMBERS. 1667 01:13:56,752 --> 01:13:57,842 YEAH. 1668 01:14:00,242 --> 01:14:01,332 UH... 1669 01:14:01,322 --> 01:14:04,022 IT'S, UH, SWEAT. 1670 01:14:04,022 --> 01:14:06,372 [ CHEERING ] 1671 01:14:12,642 --> 01:14:17,782 ♪ ARE YOU AWARE OF WHAT YOU MAKE ME FEEL? ♪ 1672 01:14:17,772 --> 01:14:22,042 ♪ BABY, RIGHT NOW I FEEL INVISIBLE TO YOU ♪ 1673 01:14:22,042 --> 01:14:24,432 ♪ LIKE I'M NOT REAL 1674 01:14:24,432 --> 01:14:28,912 ♪ DIDN'T YOU FEEL ME LOCK MY ARMS AROUND YOU? ♪ 1675 01:14:28,922 --> 01:14:31,102 ♪ WHY DID YOU TURN AWAY? 1676 01:14:31,092 --> 01:14:35,442 ♪ HERE'S WHAT I HAVE TO SAY 1677 01:14:35,442 --> 01:14:38,102 ♪ I WAS LEFT TO CRY THERE WAITING OUTSIDE THERE ♪ 1678 01:14:38,102 --> 01:14:39,492 ♪ GRINNING WITH A LOST STARE 1679 01:14:39,492 --> 01:14:40,882 THE ACTION CONTINUES. SWOLLEN MEMBERS HAVE ARRIVED. 1680 01:14:40,882 --> 01:14:42,142 MOCHA ONLY, AVRIL JUST GOT ON. 1681 01:14:42,152 --> 01:14:43,462 YOU GUYS ARE NEXT. 1682 01:14:43,452 --> 01:14:44,892 WHATEVER, GEORGE. 1683 01:14:44,892 --> 01:14:46,502 WHOO. I ROCK! 1684 01:14:46,502 --> 01:14:51,292 ♪ 'CAUSE YOU WEREN'T THERE WHEN I WAS SCARED... ♪ 1685 01:14:51,292 --> 01:14:53,382 ♪ I WAS SO ALONE 1686 01:14:53,382 --> 01:14:55,862 ♪ YOU 1687 01:14:55,862 --> 01:14:59,562 ♪ YOU NEED TO LISTEN 1688 01:14:59,562 --> 01:15:02,352 ♪ I'M STARTING TO TRIP I'M LOSING MY GRIP ♪ 1689 01:15:02,342 --> 01:15:03,952 ♪ AND I'M IN THIS THING ALONE 1690 01:15:03,952 --> 01:15:05,172 YO. 1691 01:15:05,172 --> 01:15:07,002 WHOO-HOO! 1692 01:15:07,002 --> 01:15:08,262 GOB! 1693 01:15:08,262 --> 01:15:10,392 GOB IS HERE, AND THEY'RE DRINKING FREE BOOZE. 1694 01:15:10,392 --> 01:15:11,352 ALL RIGHT! 1695 01:15:11,352 --> 01:15:13,142 WHO THE FUCK IS THIS GUY? 1696 01:15:13,132 --> 01:15:14,652 UH, IT'S OUR LITTLE BITCH. 1697 01:15:14,662 --> 01:15:16,752 HE PERFORMS TRICKS AND SIMPLE ERRANDS. 1698 01:15:16,752 --> 01:15:18,102 YOU WANT TO BORROW HIM? 1699 01:15:18,102 --> 01:15:19,152 SURE. 1700 01:15:19,142 --> 01:15:20,142 BEAT IT. 1701 01:15:20,142 --> 01:15:21,182 EXCUSE ME. 1702 01:15:21,192 --> 01:15:22,452 I'M LOOKING FOR TRISH ROBINSON. 1703 01:15:22,452 --> 01:15:23,582 SHE'S AN INTERN HERE. 1704 01:15:23,582 --> 01:15:24,582 SHE'S GOT LONG BLONDE HAIR-- 1705 01:15:24,582 --> 01:15:26,322 OH, ROCKET OF AN ASS, RIGHT? 1706 01:15:26,322 --> 01:15:27,762 YEAH, SHE'S TOTALLY AROUND. 1707 01:15:27,762 --> 01:15:29,412 YOU KNOW WHAT? TRY THE OTHER SIDE. 1708 01:15:29,412 --> 01:15:30,462 THANKS. 1709 01:15:30,462 --> 01:15:31,852 HEY, CAN I BUY YOU A FREE DRINK? 1710 01:15:31,852 --> 01:15:32,942 UH, HONEY, DON'T YOU THINK 1711 01:15:32,942 --> 01:15:34,382 WE HAVE SOME UNFINISHED BUSINESS 1712 01:15:34,372 --> 01:15:35,372 TO ATTEND TO? 1713 01:15:35,372 --> 01:15:36,332 WHAT? HERE? 1714 01:15:36,332 --> 01:15:37,372 MM-HMM. 1715 01:15:37,382 --> 01:15:38,292 WHERE? 1716 01:15:38,292 --> 01:15:40,512 [ GIGGLING ] 1717 01:15:40,512 --> 01:15:41,642 TRISH! 1718 01:15:41,642 --> 01:15:43,292 NICK? 1719 01:15:43,292 --> 01:15:44,552 HEY! 1720 01:15:44,562 --> 01:15:47,042 OH, MY GOD. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 1721 01:15:47,042 --> 01:15:48,222 I CAME TO SEE YOU. 1722 01:15:48,212 --> 01:15:49,782 OH, YOU'RE SUCH A SWEETHEART. 1723 01:15:49,782 --> 01:15:51,222 WE NEED TO TALK. 1724 01:15:51,222 --> 01:15:54,492 IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU. 1725 01:15:54,482 --> 01:15:58,442 LET'S GO SOMEWHERE A LITTLE BIT MORE PRIVATE. 1726 01:15:58,442 --> 01:16:01,232 ♪ IF YOU DON'T CARE THEN I DON'T CARE ♪ 1727 01:16:01,232 --> 01:16:04,762 ♪ WE'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE ♪ 1728 01:16:15,152 --> 01:16:17,152 DEEP THROAT THIS, BITCH. 1729 01:16:17,152 --> 01:16:18,722 [ GROANS ] 1730 01:16:18,722 --> 01:16:20,202 YOU CAN DO IT. 1731 01:16:20,202 --> 01:16:21,382 TOM, THE FRUIT TRAY. 1732 01:16:21,382 --> 01:16:22,422 THAT'S GOOD. 1733 01:16:26,252 --> 01:16:27,562 YOU GUYS ROCK! 1734 01:16:27,562 --> 01:16:28,562 HEY, GUYS. 1735 01:16:28,562 --> 01:16:29,612 WHAT'S GOING ON? 1736 01:16:29,602 --> 01:16:30,602 THAT WAS AWESOME. 1737 01:16:30,602 --> 01:16:31,602 GOOD SHOW. GOOD SHOW. 1738 01:16:31,602 --> 01:16:32,692 WHO'S THE COWBOY? 1739 01:16:32,692 --> 01:16:34,172 HE'S NO COWBOY. 1740 01:16:34,172 --> 01:16:36,702 HE'S A BANANA-EATING, DEEP-THROATING BITCH. 1741 01:16:36,702 --> 01:16:37,962 YOU WANT HIM? 1742 01:16:37,962 --> 01:16:39,442 NO, I WANT A BEER. 1743 01:16:39,442 --> 01:16:40,402 GIVE HER A BEER. 1744 01:16:40,402 --> 01:16:42,142 THAT'S NOT BEER. 1745 01:16:42,142 --> 01:16:44,622 THAT'S WATER. 1746 01:16:48,142 --> 01:16:50,712 THAT SUCKS. 1747 01:16:50,712 --> 01:16:52,632 TO THE GREEN ROOM! 1748 01:16:52,632 --> 01:16:54,812 YOU GUYS ARE GREAT. THAT WAS FUNNY. 1749 01:16:54,802 --> 01:16:57,322 LET'S GO! 1750 01:16:57,332 --> 01:16:59,852 OKAY. OUTSIDE, I'LL MEET YAS. 1751 01:16:59,852 --> 01:17:01,372 EXCUSE ME. 1752 01:17:03,852 --> 01:17:06,462 DO YOU WORK FOR ME? 1753 01:17:06,462 --> 01:17:07,462 NO. 1754 01:17:07,472 --> 01:17:08,782 WELL, YOU SHOULD, 1755 01:17:08,772 --> 01:17:10,992 BECAUSE YOU WOULD MAKE AN OUTSTANDING ASSISTANT. 1756 01:17:10,992 --> 01:17:13,432 WHAT DO YOU SAY 1757 01:17:13,432 --> 01:17:15,742 WE GO SOMEWHERE... 1758 01:17:15,742 --> 01:17:16,782 SWING THE HAMMER FOR A WHILE? 1759 01:17:16,782 --> 01:17:17,912 UM-- 1760 01:17:17,912 --> 01:17:18,872 GEORGE: HAMMER, YOU'RE ON FIVE. 1761 01:17:18,872 --> 01:17:21,442 YEAH, THANKS. 1762 01:17:21,442 --> 01:17:22,622 SWING THE HAMMER LATER, YEAH? 1763 01:17:22,612 --> 01:17:24,002 [SLAPS A HER BOTTOM ] 1764 01:17:26,142 --> 01:17:28,712 SASH, AVRIL LAVIGNE JUST GOT ME WET 1765 01:17:28,702 --> 01:17:29,832 IN THE PANTS. 1766 01:17:29,842 --> 01:17:31,492 THAT'S GREAT, TYLER. LOOK, I'M LEAVING. 1767 01:17:31,492 --> 01:17:32,492 WHAT? 1768 01:17:32,492 --> 01:17:33,802 YEAH. LOOK... 1769 01:17:33,802 --> 01:17:35,192 TELL JILL I'M SORRY. 1770 01:17:35,192 --> 01:17:38,722 I'M TAKING MY PLANE TICKET, AND JUST TELL HER... 1771 01:17:38,712 --> 01:17:40,972 I JUST WANT TO GO HOME, OKAY? 1772 01:17:40,982 --> 01:17:42,632 ALL RIGHT. 1773 01:17:42,632 --> 01:17:43,892 I'M SORRY ABOUT NICK. 1774 01:17:43,892 --> 01:17:47,202 I KNOW GUYS CAN BE JERKS. 1775 01:17:47,202 --> 01:17:50,292 BUT AVRIL LAVIGNE'S HOT! 1776 01:17:51,992 --> 01:17:54,562 [ CHEERING ] 1777 01:17:54,562 --> 01:17:55,522 HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON? YOU GUYS READY? 1778 01:17:55,512 --> 01:17:56,512 ARE YOU READY? 1779 01:17:56,512 --> 01:17:58,212 WELL, GIVE IT UP. 1780 01:17:58,212 --> 01:18:01,002 SWOLLEN MEMBERS! 1781 01:18:01,002 --> 01:18:03,312 [ "WATCH THIS" PLAYS ] 1782 01:18:12,272 --> 01:18:13,362 ♪ MY MOTORCYCLE RINGS ARE FLOODED ♪ 1783 01:18:13,362 --> 01:18:14,882 ♪ I'M STAR STUDDED 1784 01:18:14,882 --> 01:18:18,012 ♪ YOU MOTHERFUCKERS NOT GOING TO BE ABLE TO CUT IT ♪ 1785 01:18:18,012 --> 01:18:20,192 ♪ LISTEN, BITCH I'M A TOUGH ACT TO FOLLOW ♪ 1786 01:18:20,192 --> 01:18:21,372 ♪ SUCK MY DICK 1787 01:18:21,372 --> 01:18:22,682 ♪ AND HERE'S A NUT SACK TO SWALLOW ♪ 1788 01:18:22,672 --> 01:18:24,802 ♪ WANT TO GET PERSONAL CLOSE AND INTIMATE ♪ 1789 01:18:24,802 --> 01:18:26,892 ♪ LISTEN, KID, I'M A WHOLE DIFFERENT INSTRUMENT ♪ 1790 01:18:26,892 --> 01:18:29,762 ♪ MENTAL, I'M NOT SENTIMENTAL I'M INTRICATE ♪ 1791 01:18:29,772 --> 01:18:31,692 ♪ IT'S IMPOSSIBLE NOT TO GET INTO IT ♪ 1792 01:18:31,682 --> 01:18:33,382 ♪ MY INTENT TO VENT IS NOT INNOCENT... ♪ 1793 01:18:33,382 --> 01:18:35,032 WOW. 1794 01:18:35,032 --> 01:18:37,602 ♪ ...OF BEING REAL FILTHY WITH THESE MENACING WAYS ♪ 1795 01:18:37,602 --> 01:18:39,042 ♪ IT'S TIME TO FINISH YOUR PHASE ♪ 1796 01:18:39,042 --> 01:18:41,782 ♪ I'M PROOF THAT RAW ADRENALINE AND ENERGY PAYS ♪ 1797 01:18:41,782 --> 01:18:43,392 ♪ YOU'RE DONE, YOUR TIME IS UP 1798 01:18:43,392 --> 01:18:46,922 ♪ IT'S A BRAND-NEW BEAT NOW TURN IT UP ♪ 1799 01:18:46,912 --> 01:18:48,522 ♪ SWOLLEN'S BEEN COMING UP 1800 01:18:48,522 --> 01:18:51,182 ♪ SO WATCH THESE MOTHERFUCKERS BURN IT UP ♪ 1801 01:18:51,182 --> 01:18:53,272 ♪ YOU'RE DONE, YOUR TIME IS UP 1802 01:18:53,272 --> 01:18:56,062 ♪ IT'S A BRAND-NEW BEAT NOW TURN IT UP ♪ 1803 01:18:56,052 --> 01:18:57,792 ♪ SWOLLEN'S BEEN COMING UP 1804 01:18:57,792 --> 01:18:59,182 ♪ NOW WATCH THESE MOTHERFUCKERS... ♪ 1805 01:18:59,192 --> 01:19:01,542 I CAN'T. 1806 01:19:01,542 --> 01:19:03,372 I CAN'T DO THIS. 1807 01:19:03,362 --> 01:19:04,672 WHAT IS IT? 1808 01:19:04,672 --> 01:19:07,502 I WASN'T FAITHFUL. 1809 01:19:07,502 --> 01:19:12,202 YOU HAD A FLING? 1810 01:19:12,202 --> 01:19:14,072 SHE WASN'T A FLING. 1811 01:19:14,072 --> 01:19:16,122 WELL, WHO WAS SHE? DO I KNOW HER? 1812 01:19:16,122 --> 01:19:17,992 NO. NO, I MET HER ON THE WAY HERE. 1813 01:19:17,992 --> 01:19:19,822 SHE WAS... 1814 01:19:21,772 --> 01:19:23,342 SHE WAS HITCHHIKING. 1815 01:19:23,342 --> 01:19:27,042 YOU'RE DUMPING ME FOR A HITCHHIKER? 1816 01:19:29,042 --> 01:19:30,692 I'M SORRY. 1817 01:19:31,702 --> 01:19:32,882 ♪ ...TO DROP 1818 01:19:32,872 --> 01:19:34,352 ♪ AND LISTEN TO THE VERTEBRAE POP ♪ 1819 01:19:34,352 --> 01:19:36,002 ♪ I'M A HURRICANE POP WITH THE SPEED OF A CHEETAH ♪ 1820 01:19:36,012 --> 01:19:38,492 ♪ BELIEVE IN THE NEW SCHOOL 'CAUSE IT PEES ON THE LEADERS ♪ 1821 01:19:38,492 --> 01:19:41,362 ♪ YOU'RE DONE, YOUR TIME IS UP 1822 01:19:41,362 --> 01:19:43,192 NEVER MESS WITH A BLACK BELT, ASSHOLE. 1823 01:19:43,192 --> 01:19:45,502 ♪ SWOLLEN'S BEEN COMING UP 1824 01:19:45,492 --> 01:19:48,282 ♪ SO WATCH THESE MOTHERFUCKERS BURN IT UP ♪ 1825 01:19:48,282 --> 01:19:50,202 ♪ YOU'RE DONE, YOUR TIME IS UP 1826 01:19:50,192 --> 01:19:53,022 ♪ IT'S A BRAND-NEW BEAT, NOW TURN IT UP ♪ 1827 01:19:53,022 --> 01:19:55,022 ♪ SWOLLEN'S BEEN COMING UP 1828 01:19:55,022 --> 01:19:57,762 ♪ NOW WATCH THESE MOTHERFUCKERS BURN IT UP ♪ 1829 01:19:57,772 --> 01:19:59,772 SASHA! 1830 01:20:04,382 --> 01:20:06,082 SASHA? 1831 01:20:07,732 --> 01:20:10,302 YOU MARRY TRISH, YOU DIE. 1832 01:20:10,302 --> 01:20:11,302 WHAT? 1833 01:20:11,302 --> 01:20:12,692 SHE'S NO GOOD FOR YOU. 1834 01:20:12,692 --> 01:20:14,172 NO SHIT. 1835 01:20:14,172 --> 01:20:15,262 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 1836 01:20:17,222 --> 01:20:19,182 WE BROKE UP, YOU PSYCHO. 1837 01:20:19,182 --> 01:20:21,752 I WANT SASHA. 1838 01:20:21,752 --> 01:20:24,492 OH. 1839 01:20:24,492 --> 01:20:26,192 WHO THE HELL ARE YOU? 1840 01:20:26,192 --> 01:20:27,842 MY NAME'S EMILE. 1841 01:20:27,842 --> 01:20:29,542 YOUR PARENTS HIRED ME. 1842 01:20:29,542 --> 01:20:30,542 MY PARENTS? 1843 01:20:30,542 --> 01:20:31,542 YEAH. 1844 01:20:31,542 --> 01:20:33,722 KIND OF WEIRD, HUH? 1845 01:20:33,722 --> 01:20:34,372 YEAH. 1846 01:20:34,372 --> 01:20:36,242 YEAH. 1847 01:20:38,722 --> 01:20:41,242 [ APPLAUSE ] 1848 01:20:50,212 --> 01:20:52,432 ALL RIGHT. 1849 01:20:57,962 --> 01:20:59,572 IN HONOUR OF GOB'S KICK-ASS NEW ALBUM, 1850 01:20:59,572 --> 01:21:02,232 FAMED RECORD PRODUCER MR. LENNY SWACKHAMMER 1851 01:21:02,222 --> 01:21:04,222 IS HERE TO PRESENT THEM... WITH ANOTHER MMVA. 1852 01:21:04,222 --> 01:21:06,052 THANK YOU, GEORGE. 1853 01:21:06,052 --> 01:21:08,752 YOU KNOW, THE TRUTH IS... 1854 01:21:08,752 --> 01:21:10,972 OKAY, I'M COMING. OH, GOD. 1855 01:21:10,972 --> 01:21:13,712 ...RECORDING ARTIST WHILE THESE KIDS 1856 01:21:13,712 --> 01:21:15,842 WERE STILL LEARNING THEIR G-O-Bs. 1857 01:21:15,842 --> 01:21:17,842 [ LAUGHS ] 1858 01:21:17,852 --> 01:21:20,852 BUT I DIGRESS. I DIGRESS. 1859 01:21:20,852 --> 01:21:22,032 YEAH. OKAY, COME ON. 1860 01:21:22,022 --> 01:21:23,942 BRING IT HOME TO MAMA. 1861 01:21:23,942 --> 01:21:24,812 OH, BABY, YES! 1862 01:21:24,812 --> 01:21:26,202 OH, MY. 1863 01:21:27,992 --> 01:21:29,342 ...TO PRESENT TO-- 1864 01:21:29,342 --> 01:21:30,472 OH, MY GOD. 1865 01:21:40,612 --> 01:21:42,312 I LOVE YOU GUYS! 1866 01:21:42,312 --> 01:21:43,832 [ SMACK ] 1867 01:21:49,142 --> 01:21:50,582 DUDE, ARE YOU OKAY? 1868 01:21:51,232 --> 01:21:52,582 [ GAGGING ] 1869 01:21:55,842 --> 01:21:57,152 OH! 1870 01:21:59,192 --> 01:22:00,842 SO WRONG, YET SO FUNNY. 1871 01:22:07,552 --> 01:22:08,942 DIME, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 1872 01:22:08,942 --> 01:22:10,382 ARE YOU KIDDING? YOU WERE AMAZING. 1873 01:22:10,382 --> 01:22:11,382 GUYS, GET IN. 1874 01:22:11,382 --> 01:22:12,422 WHERE ARE WE GOING? 1875 01:22:12,422 --> 01:22:13,382 DOES IT MATTER? 1876 01:22:13,382 --> 01:22:16,512 NOT REALLY. 1877 01:22:16,512 --> 01:22:18,472 GO, GO, GO, GO, GO! 1878 01:22:21,042 --> 01:22:22,042 GOOD LUCK. 1879 01:22:26,832 --> 01:22:29,402 [ DARKNESS'S "GROWING ON ME" PLAYING ] 1880 01:22:44,632 --> 01:22:47,942 ♪ SLEEPING IN AN EMPTY BED 1881 01:22:47,942 --> 01:22:51,682 ♪ I CAN'T GET YOU OFF MY HEAD 1882 01:22:51,682 --> 01:22:54,732 ♪ AND I WON'T HAVE A LIFE UNTIL YOU'RE DEAD ♪ 1883 01:22:54,732 --> 01:22:57,392 ♪ YEAH, YOU HEARD WHAT I SAID 1884 01:22:57,382 --> 01:23:00,782 ♪ I WANT TO SHAKE YOU OFF BUT YOU JUST WON'T GO ♪ 1885 01:23:00,782 --> 01:23:02,172 ♪ AND YOU'RE ALL OVER ME 1886 01:23:02,172 --> 01:23:04,302 ♪ BUT I DON'T WANT ANYONE TO KNOW ♪ 1887 01:23:04,302 --> 01:23:07,002 ♪ THAT YOU'RE ATTACHED TO ME THAT'S HOW YOU'VE GROWN... ♪ 1888 01:23:07,002 --> 01:23:09,922 HEY, WENCH. 1889 01:23:09,922 --> 01:23:11,312 GET ME SOME TARTAR SAUCE. 1890 01:23:13,742 --> 01:23:17,742 DAMN COMPACT, FUEL EFFICIENT-- 1891 01:23:17,752 --> 01:23:20,672 LOOK, BUDDY, 1892 01:23:20,662 --> 01:23:24,232 IF YOU CALL ME A WENCH ONE MORE TIME, 1893 01:23:24,232 --> 01:23:25,452 I SWEAR TO GOD, I'M-- 1894 01:23:25,452 --> 01:23:26,632 SASHA, I NEED TO SPEAK WITH YOU 1895 01:23:26,632 --> 01:23:27,762 RIGHT NOW, PLEASE. 1896 01:23:27,762 --> 01:23:28,722 EXCUSE ME. 1897 01:23:28,722 --> 01:23:30,502 RIGHT NOW, PLEASE, SASHA. 1898 01:23:30,502 --> 01:23:32,072 MAN: HEY, THERE! 1899 01:23:32,072 --> 01:23:33,942 YOU FELLERS LOST OR WHAT? 1900 01:23:33,942 --> 01:23:35,552 WHOA! THEY GOT SURFING HERE? 1901 01:23:35,552 --> 01:23:37,682 YEAH. YOU GUYS RIDE, DO YOU? 1902 01:23:37,682 --> 01:23:39,552 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? WE'RE FROM TOFINO, MAN. 1903 01:23:39,552 --> 01:23:41,122 THAT MEANS YES. 1904 01:23:41,122 --> 01:23:43,172 HEY, ARE YOU GUYS SASHA'S BROTHERS? 1905 01:23:43,172 --> 01:23:44,692 COULD BE. WHO'S ASKING? 1906 01:23:44,692 --> 01:23:45,822 I'M NICK. I'M-- 1907 01:23:46,562 --> 01:23:47,952 OH, MAN. 1908 01:23:47,952 --> 01:23:49,522 I THINK THIS IS THE PLACE. 1909 01:23:49,522 --> 01:23:51,002 WHERE'S SASHA? 1910 01:23:51,002 --> 01:23:53,612 OVER ACROSS THE BAY, FLOGGING FISH AND CHIPS. 1911 01:23:54,662 --> 01:23:55,622 I'VE GOT TO SEE HER. 1912 01:23:55,612 --> 01:23:56,662 I'M AFRAID NOT, BOY. 1913 01:23:56,662 --> 01:23:58,182 AIN'T A CHANCE IN HELL OF SEEING SHE. 1914 01:23:58,182 --> 01:24:00,402 GUYS, WE DROVE ALL THE WAY HERE 1915 01:24:00,402 --> 01:24:02,712 JUST SO I COULD APOLOGIZE. NOW... 1916 01:24:02,712 --> 01:24:03,972 NOW, IF I HAVE TO TAKE SOME BEATS 1917 01:24:03,972 --> 01:24:05,102 JUST TO TELL HER I'M SORRY, THEN-- 1918 01:24:05,102 --> 01:24:07,062 YOU KNOW WHAT? JUST GET IT OVER WITH. 1919 01:24:07,062 --> 01:24:09,112 DIME: GO ON, RUN FOR IT, NICK! 1920 01:24:20,252 --> 01:24:22,642 ALL RIGHT. 1921 01:24:22,642 --> 01:24:24,252 WELL, YOU GUYS HAVE GOT SOME OL' GUTS. 1922 01:24:24,252 --> 01:24:25,562 I'LL GIVE YOU THAT MUCH. 1923 01:24:25,562 --> 01:24:26,652 ESPECIALLY THAT ONE. 1924 01:24:26,642 --> 01:24:29,252 OH, MY GOD. IT'S... FUCKING COLD! 1925 01:24:29,262 --> 01:24:31,222 HE'S NOT MUCH OF A PADDLER, 1926 01:24:31,212 --> 01:24:32,262 IS HE, BOYS? 1927 01:24:32,262 --> 01:24:34,832 HEY, EASY ON THE BOY. 1928 01:24:34,832 --> 01:24:36,882 IT'S HIS FIRST TIME. 1929 01:24:43,622 --> 01:24:46,062 I HOPE HE CLIMBS BETTER THAN HE SWIMS. 1930 01:24:57,112 --> 01:24:59,462 HERE'S YOUR BOWL OF JIZ. 1931 01:24:59,462 --> 01:25:00,462 OH, YOU'RE GOOD. 1932 01:25:00,462 --> 01:25:01,722 OW. 1933 01:25:01,722 --> 01:25:02,722 AW, SHIT! 1934 01:25:02,722 --> 01:25:04,242 NICK? 1935 01:25:04,252 --> 01:25:06,952 SASHA. 1936 01:25:08,292 --> 01:25:09,942 WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? 1937 01:25:11,822 --> 01:25:14,082 OH, I, UH... I MET YOUR BROTHERS. 1938 01:25:14,082 --> 01:25:16,562 WHY ARE YOU HERE? 1939 01:25:16,562 --> 01:25:18,782 TRISH TURN YOU DOWN? 1940 01:25:18,782 --> 01:25:21,612 NO. NO, I NEVER PROPOSED. 1941 01:25:21,612 --> 01:25:25,572 SO YOU CAME HERE TO COLLECT SECOND PRIZE. 1942 01:25:25,572 --> 01:25:27,272 DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY, NICK. 1943 01:25:27,272 --> 01:25:28,842 TRY NOT TO FALL ON YOUR WAY DOWN. 1944 01:25:28,842 --> 01:25:31,102 OH, COME ON, SASHA. I JUST SCALED A CLIFF. 1945 01:25:31,102 --> 01:25:32,542 HEY, WENCH! 1946 01:25:32,542 --> 01:25:34,282 THINK YOU CAN PULL YOURSELF AWAY FROM YOUR MAN-WHORE 1947 01:25:34,282 --> 01:25:35,802 LONG ENOUGH TO GET ME A BEER? 1948 01:25:35,802 --> 01:25:38,802 LISTEN, YOU CREEPY LITTLE MAN! 1949 01:25:38,802 --> 01:25:39,802 SASHA! 1950 01:25:39,802 --> 01:25:40,802 WHAT? 1951 01:25:40,802 --> 01:25:42,242 TAKE IT OUTSIDE NOW. 1952 01:25:42,242 --> 01:25:45,112 COME WITH ME. 1953 01:25:53,902 --> 01:25:54,952 OH, WOW. 1954 01:25:54,952 --> 01:25:57,082 IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 1955 01:25:57,082 --> 01:25:59,212 YEAH, YOU KNOW, TREES, ROCKS, 1956 01:25:59,212 --> 01:26:01,912 OCEAN, ICEBERG. 1957 01:26:03,782 --> 01:26:06,482 LOOK, SASHA, I CAME HERE BECAUSE I-- 1958 01:26:06,482 --> 01:26:09,442 TO SLEEP WITH ME BY MISTAKE AGAIN? 1959 01:26:09,442 --> 01:26:12,142 OH, NO, NO, NO. FOR REAL THIS TIME. 1960 01:26:12,142 --> 01:26:13,792 I MEAN, I COULDN'T TURN YOU DOWN 1961 01:26:13,792 --> 01:26:15,012 IN THAT GET-UP. 1962 01:26:20,412 --> 01:26:22,982 AM I STILL THE BIGGEST MISTAKE YOU EVER MADE? 1963 01:26:29,292 --> 01:26:33,952 [ ♪♪♪ ] 1964 01:26:38,512 --> 01:26:41,212 [ CHEERING ] 1965 01:26:44,782 --> 01:26:46,612 OH, GOD. THAT'S COLD. 1966 01:26:48,832 --> 01:26:50,702 OH, MY GOD. 1967 01:26:50,702 --> 01:26:57,232 YOUR FRIENDS ARE A BUNCH OF IDIOTS. 1968 01:26:57,232 --> 01:26:59,972 YEAH. YEAH. 1969 01:26:59,972 --> 01:27:01,802 [ SASHA LAUGHS ] 1970 01:27:02,672 --> 01:27:04,412 IT'S A WHALE, DUDE. 1971 01:27:04,412 --> 01:27:05,932 DUDE, MY BALLS ARE CURLING INTO MY ABDOMEN. 1972 01:27:05,932 --> 01:27:07,192 I'M TURNING BACK. 1973 01:27:07,202 --> 01:27:08,422 NO, YOU CAN'T. 1974 01:27:08,412 --> 01:27:09,592 THEY'RE GOING TO THINK WE'RE PUSSIES. 1975 01:27:09,592 --> 01:27:10,942 WE'RE FROM TOFINO, MAN. TOFINO! 1976 01:27:10,942 --> 01:27:12,722 TYLER, THAT IS AN ICEBERG. 1977 01:27:12,722 --> 01:27:13,982 IT'S A FUCKING ICEBERG. 1978 01:27:13,982 --> 01:27:15,722 NO SHIT, MAN. IT'S AWESOME. 1979 01:27:15,732 --> 01:27:17,602 LET'S PISS ON IT. YEAH! 1980 01:27:17,602 --> 01:27:21,042 ♪ WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD 1981 01:27:21,042 --> 01:27:23,432 WHOO! WHOO! 1982 01:27:26,392 --> 01:27:27,442 YEAH. 1983 01:27:27,432 --> 01:27:30,262 WHOO! WHOO! 1984 01:27:33,402 --> 01:27:34,272 AAH! 1985 01:27:34,272 --> 01:27:36,792 AAH, I'M GOING BACKWARDS. 1986 01:27:36,792 --> 01:27:39,012 USE YOUR PENIS AS A PROPELLER. 1987 01:27:39,012 --> 01:27:42,932 I WAS PRODUCING PLATINUM-WINNING ACCORD, 1988 01:27:42,932 --> 01:27:43,982 WHATEVER I'M SAYING, 1989 01:27:43,972 --> 01:27:46,632 I CAN'T FUCKING REMEMBER THE WORDS. 1990 01:27:46,632 --> 01:27:48,982 RELAX. IT'S PROBABLY JUST A TICKET. 1991 01:27:48,982 --> 01:27:52,942 WE CAN'T AFFORD A TICKET, TYLER. 1992 01:27:52,942 --> 01:27:55,772 WANNA KISS HIM? 1993 01:27:55,772 --> 01:27:57,122 UH, JOB SAYS, 1994 01:27:57,112 --> 01:28:00,242 "THOU SHALT NOT INSERT ANYTHING INTO HIS RECTUM. 1995 01:28:00,252 --> 01:28:01,252 I WANT TO. 1996 01:28:01,252 --> 01:28:02,302 "UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE." 1997 01:28:02,292 --> 01:28:03,422 [ TELEPHONE RINGS ] 1998 01:28:03,432 --> 01:28:04,952 JESUS IS CALLING. 1999 01:28:04,952 --> 01:28:08,482 [ RETCHING ] 2000 01:28:11,352 --> 01:28:14,052 [ DINGS TUNING FORK ] 2001 01:28:14,042 --> 01:28:15,782 WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 2002 01:28:15,792 --> 01:28:17,102 [ LAUGHS WICKEDLY ] 2003 01:28:27,322 --> 01:28:29,802 GO ON, KISS IT. 2004 01:28:29,802 --> 01:28:31,722 LOOKS GOOD ON YOU! 2005 01:28:39,812 --> 01:28:41,122 HOLY SHIT. 2006 01:28:43,812 --> 01:28:47,512 [ SUM 41'S "OPEN YOUR EYES" PLAYING ] 2007 01:31:21,542 --> 01:31:24,542 [ GOB'S "BREAK" PLAYING ] 2008 01:33:12,562 --> 01:33:14,002 DROP THE CORN. 2009 01:33:15,522 --> 01:33:18,912 UNLESS YOU KNOW HOW TO USE IT.